#rtte crack

AU of RTTE where everything is the same except in that in Shell Shocked Part 2, where Hiccup says “what the thor?”, he instead just yells,

This man would one hundred percent be terrified of the noises that phones, microwaves, and smoke alarms make. And he would sit and stare at the microwave while it’s running; knowing that eventually it will be screaming at the top of its mechanical lungs. And when it does, he blows into a fit of hissing and snarling.

Cars, also. Terrified of them. Will not go within five feet of any vehicle of any kind unless he’s physically tied up and forced to sit in the thing. Even then he will wail at the top of his lungs or just… shiver… like the goblin he is until he is freed. No, he doesn’t care that he’s being brought somewhere where he can have injuries treated, or where he can get food, he just wants OUT and he wants everyone in a thirty foot radius to know that. (Say goodbye to you scratch free seats. He is going to rip them to shreds.)

Pros, however, are fish boxes, as he calls them. He likes aquariums. He likes fish tanks. The fish are soothing to him.

Another is the so called “tv”, aka the magic picture box. He is not going anywhere near the laptop or the internet anytime soon. He has seen Things and he does not want a repeat of them.

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B9KmSG2ILE)