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Gavin Free, Always Open #53

Gavin: Jeremy, do you wanna have your mind blown? Jeremy: Uh, sure, what’s up? Gavin: You used to be a fan, right? Jeremy: Yes. Gavin: Little quiz, who won Wool? Jeremy: Who won Wool? Geoff did, and all you needed was ink. Gavin: You wanna know the truth? Jeremy: What’s the truth there Gav? Gavin: I won Wool. Jeremy: Uh oh. What’s the story there? Gavin: Well, back in the day, I used to help Geoff build a lot, right? Had a little advantage sometimes, ‘cause I built it, and I actually won Wool after like 25 minutes, and it was too short. So I just hung out, with my squid ink, I think I hid it in the chest. And then Geoff was like, “Oh, I’ll tell you when it’s long enough to win.” And then Geoff won. (laughing) Gavin: So if you ever wondered why I was just absurdly angry at the end of that video even though I lost fairly, that was why. Did you know that Jeremy? Jeremy: I did not. Blew my mind. Geoff: It’s entirely possible that that’s accurate. Gavin: And it’s entirely possible that that’s not the only time.

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