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💫I wave my magic wand and turn you into your 6 year old self 💫
What the-
John is now 6 years old, not a very time in his life. Granted, no time in his life has been considered happy. But still, this one was bad. The aggression of his father started to take a horrible turn.
... hello?
He asked, scared.
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I'm getting married, so, here are the invites. You are welcome to come, but you can't arrest anyone, if you can't help yourself, then don't come. I'm looking at you spooky.
Also, don't do that much crime, just for the reception and the actual wedding, then do whatever.
It's in Hawaii, I'll portal everyone who can't go, but we leave from Gotham Cementery.
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Also, my soon to be husband eats people so if you have a problem with that, don't show. If it makes you feel better, he only eats bad people. @kingisshark
If I forgot anyone, just show up I guess. Except @john-constantine-the-warlock you can't come, you suck.
Do I want to get pregnant again? No, not really.
Do I want to try to get pregnant? Yes, that sounds like a lot of fun, actually.
@kingisshark
I think I need to do some mass murdering
Quick question, is it wise to have a man eating shark in my room while I have kids around? He won't eat them, but I'm just wondering.
yes, king shark will protect them
no, who knows what can happen?
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Dad?
Jamie... its been a long time sweetie
What do you mix with vodka....?
- Danny
I... I'm not sure I should tell you. I'm also not a vodka drinker, and when I started to drink that it was straight from the bottle because I was too wasted to care.
Hey mate, just wanted to let ya know it might be a good time to go in for a checkup with the doctor. I ran across a portal to the future and this kid crawled out then the portal vanished
Luckily the kid had an ID bracelet on em with you and your husband's contact info along with the kid's names, Jackie and Holly.
Ya should've used protection mate.
I... what? I can do that? I mean... I'm not entirely surprised, but...
John grabs the little double headed shark baby with his hands. They clearly recognize him, because they hold onto him strongly.
I think I need a little help here!
John screams, waiting for @kingisshark to appear.
