#roxy mention

golgothasTerror [GT] began pestering tipsyGnostalgic [TG]

TG: you evr seen the epsiode of adventure teim where they play card warz?

TG: hes jake

[Roxy is open for asks!]

[Art by Omni from Discord]

Luke *just finished his work*

Penelope *stops right before his desk*

Body *chuckles* 🤭

Mind: This is becoming a pleasant habit *smug* 😏

Luke: What's this? 

Penelope: It's a present for Roxy. 

Mind: Of course, it’s so obvious, how did I not get it? 🤔

Body: Because when Penelope is close to us, you don’t work properly.

Mind: Are you really scolding me? You? 🤨

Luke *trying to ignore the infighting* Are you gonna do this every day?

Penelope: Although I am generous to a fault, every day would be beyond the pale, and I am nothing if not moderate. 

Mind: ... please. I’m begging you. 🙏 Please!

Body: Not my fault. 🤗

Body *opens the eyes widen and raises the eyebrows* 👀

Mind: Why I continue to waste my energy with you? 😞

Body *looks at her like she was his favorite drug*🤪

Mind: This looks even worse. 🤦‍♀️

Penelope: I was just thinking about how your Roxy probably saw some pretty intense stuff while you were with the Rangers, and maybe a pink sweater isn't her thing. Not that pink isn't super bad-ass, just sweaters are restrictive and this may be more her jam. 

Mind: The way she moves her hands should be illegal. 😳 No, don’t show your reaction.

Body: You blame me, but it’s your fault, not mine! You made this kind of thoughts. Remember, we are one thing.

Mind: I can’t forget. 😒

Luke: *looks carefully at her gif, feeling her gaze on him* Hey, this… This is dope. 

Body *smiles to her like he was on drugs* 😀🤪

Mind: I’ll give you that one, just because she is smiling in the same way.

Penelope: You like it?

Mind *rubbing its virtual hands* 💡

Luke: Yes. Thank you. Roxy thanks you. 

Body: Nice touch, you said the magic word.

Penelope: *sighs* Oh, good. I knew I'd eventually get it right. Feels good to get it right. I may not be able to prevent myself. 

Body *looks at her with opened wide mouth*😮

Mind *no signal* ⚠️❎🆘

Penelope: ...from random acts of dog kindness. Not every day, mind you, because that would be excessive. 

Luke: *flirting in a shameless way* Oh, yeah. And you're the queen of moderation.

Body: And of my whole organism.

Mind: *defiantly* And of my soul.

Penelope: I am the Queen of it. 

Mind: Her pauses will kill me, soon or later.

Rossi: *reaching them* We're heading to O'Keefe's for a drink. You in? 

Penelope: Oh, hell, yes. I'm ready to call ahead for my margarita.

Body: Please, this time let me say yes. I want to see her sip her drinks. 🙏

Rossi: Luke, you joining us today?

Luke *doesn’t have time to answer* 

Penelope: No. This one doesn't do the whole bonding over drinks thing.

Body: She really did what I think she did? 😱

Mind: She did. She wants to play rough? 😏 Let’s do it. 😎

Luke: I'm in. 

Penelope: What? Oh, you're not fooling me, Alvez. He just wants us to think he's a smoldering basket of mystique and contradictions. I don't buy it.

Mind: Oh damn, it will be a great evening. Better if we tell Roxy we will be late. 

Luke: Hey, I just want a beer. 

Mind: Diplomatic. 👌

Penelope: Well, there may be a glimmer of hope for you yet. But just so you know, the new guy pays.

Body: It’s Rossi fault, he pushed to join this team.

Luke *working at his desk*

Mind: I feel that she is coming.

Body: I feel it, too. *raises the head* Yeah, she is here. 🥴

Mind: She is walking towards us. Try to hide your amazement. 🤨

Body: *opens wide the mouth* 😮

Penelope: It’s just a little something.

Body *stands up and not able to hide a smile*

Mind: I can’t blame you, she is just so wonderful.

Luke: For me?

Penelope: No, it’s not for you, it’s for Roxy. But you have oppable thumbs, so you can open it for her.

Luke: Wow. Biscuits.

Mind: Oh damn, can you seem just happy, thinking that this is her gif and pretend there is not a problem?🙏

Body: I’m not sure. I can see only her smiles.

Penelope: Yeah. They're all organic. Human grade. Quite delicious, if I do say so myself. Uh, plus…

Body: She Is smiling at me!🤩

Mind: You mean at us. And focus on the second gift.

Body *shows his surprise*😲

Luke: It's a sweater.

Mind: A bit too much, don’t you think?😒

Penelope: *smiling again* Oh! Isn't it amazing?

Luke: It is… Amazing.

Mind: Oh no, don’t look at her while you are lying! She can read you as a book!😫

Penelope: *frownling* What was that?

Body *out of breath*😰

Luke: Huh? What was what?

Mind: Yeah, yeah, keeps pretending to be naive.

Body: Pretend? Aren’t we, for real?

Penelope: You paused.

Mind: Deny! 

Luke: No, I didn't.

Penelope: You don't like it.

Mind: Deny again! Live in denial!

Luke: *with desperate voice* No, I didn't... I didn't say that.

Penelope: Oh, you might be a profiler in training, but I'm a profiler by association, and I can tell a lie when I hear one, and liar.

Mind: We are ruined.😖

Body *taking a sad position* You need to find a way to get out of this. And FAST.

Mind: I had an idea.💡 Do you remember when Roxy makes a mess, what she does to be forgiven?

Body: I got it. *shows his best puppy-dog face*🥺

Luke: Ok. I'm sorry. It’s… It's the biscuits. *approaching* You know, Roxy, she's on a raw food diet. 

Mind: It’s just the truth, so, don’t feel guilty, please.

Body: I’m trying.

Penelope: Oh. They're mostly peanut butter, but my bad. Ok.

Mind: Yes, she understood! We’re back on track!😎

Penelope: But this is great, huh?

Body: My God, she is smiling again. That smile can almost, remember that I said almost, makes me forget to look at her scandalous neckline.

Mind: Stay focus on our task or it’s useless that I suggest you what to say.

Luke *stuttering* “Y-yeah. This is… This is amazing.

Mind: Luckily she doesn’t understand that we mean she is amazing.

Penelope: It is. 

Luke: And very, very thoughtful. 

Penelope: It was, wasn't it?

Mind: She is so fucking beautiful and I’m not able to think straight.🤯

Luke: It was. Thank you.

Penelope: You're welcome. Roxy's welcome. I can't wait to see her in it. 

Mind: She is flirting, isn’t she?

Body: What? I’m following the movement of her shoulders and her br...

Penelope: Oh. We got a case. *walks away*

Mind: Roxy will bite our arm, if we try to put this on her. You know she prefers blue. 🤗

Do NAWT call her that....

You can call him thag though

Whale, first thing’s first. Don’t you dare thing you weren't wanted.When you were born I felt it and it was the haprawnist day o my ellsistance!  I felt it stirrin in my bones and I just knew I had ta see ya, You were the seacond o your kind! The first was an ellcident but you! You were on porpoise and we couldn’t’ve been more ellcited...sept your beach mom. 

She wasn’t bad, just...lets say scared. She ran from you like nobouy’s buissness. But you carp blame her, she’s only human. Human’s don’t see shrimp ell the way right. but yeah, she dumped you and ran. Little did she know, she had two more buns in the oven waitin. This time she aint get rid of em o try ta krill em...she did somefin worse. 

See, the reel reason you train so hard is ta portect yourshelf. The hunters, the’re ellvewhere. She took ya two finsters and trained em ta krill you. They musta krill hundreds if not thousands workin their way up ta be good ellnough ta krill you. It’s why you haven’t met em yet. I saved em, got them outta the hunta life and told em what they reely were and everyfin, but they still care aboat her.I need ta make shore they aint gonna krill you first chance they get. Like I said, I don’t blame your mom it’s fin, her only ellstake is bein human, and now that your finsters aint no more they gettein betta everyday. But that beach. Your mom.

She went and found the first one. She’s been trainin him ta krill us all and I’m tryin ta portect us. I need ta get to him and talk sea the truth. But they ell watchfin me and he’s got a perchfinal bodyguard. I don’t got anyone stationed at that school I trust not ta make it go belly up. No one but...whale, it’s a big mission, I don’t know if you ready for it. You need ta get get close and help him sea the light, otterwise, everfin’s gonna die. I’ll go away ellgain.