SCREW THIS SHIT, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
Shit. He was getting really impatient all this christmas giving. Roseofmoonlight got a fucking doll. Lloydthedeciever got a shitt knife. Princeofthevolcano got a green wig. Greendeathwizard got a stick. Groovy-arche got a broom, a nice one. Mercifuldreamer got a his heart. Millefiore--mouse got a dead stuff mouse. Boy-with-split-personalites, Emil got a pen and Ratatosk got a brain oh wait ahaha. Replacementofcruxis received a Cruxis crest. Star-meteor-seles got a new hat. Yuan-Ka-fai got nothing because he was him and that just didn't make sense. okay Maybe a shitty sweater with a Y on it. Great-seal got a piece of grass. Theclumsysummoner has the honor of getting a stuff bear. Jadecurtissthenecromancer got a corpse. Naiveprincessestelle got a rose. gentle-idealist gets to live. vigilanteschild got boobs oh wait. enduring-commandant got a shitty piece of frame for a picture. his-royal-fabulousness got a mirror. donewithbeing-ignored got a letter of how she's not ignored. lightswake got nothing, becuase mithos' don't get things for christmas. poisondartedlove gets her present later. altosk gets a mask. meltokios-heartthrob got a piece of paper with nothing on it. blonde-scientist-of-sybak got a mana infused shard. firstcaptianschwann got a piece of chocolate. protectorofthecore got a book. morelikegenius got a kendema. renegadebotta gets a present later. unfounded-regret gets nothing, cause once again. Mithos' don't get presents. askwinstormandmarkles got hay. vrtra-incarnat got a shitty doll. Wonder-chef-lucina got a spatula. lyrica-aurion got a piece of his hair. sanctuarywiththedemon got a pan. get it? brave-vesperias-yuri got a bra. fragranceofroses got a rose. annaaurion got a picture of kratos in a dress. flowering-mizuho got miso. belovedstrawberry got strawberries. magi-and-force, Forcystus got a scrunchy, and Magnius got a violin. (hedidn'tforget) thesmallertwin recieved a comb. conceivesfrenzy got a note saying 'go away'. closopheria got a purple flower ornament. shapeshifting-mun-of-sillyness got silly string. materialblades got a new pair of twin swords. promiseoflorelei got a book on how to grow a garden. imperialwings got...string. 3kdecus got a cologne that didn't smell bad. ahem. Holysworddurandal got a cool sword. artecapturer got a rock. curiousvelvetservant got porn. inexplicablesmile got glasses. ask-hana-chan got a notebook. vertex-roses got a flower. never-stop-keep-walking got a pebble. mystic-of-mysteries got coal. rodylethecunning gets his present later. slightly-psychotic-summoner got tissue paper. askakufukushu got a cup. ttz-the-shapeshifter got my love. natsumedono got ink. weakheartedsin got nothing, cause mithos' don't get things. jebri got a collection of yxk porn. descenderkey got a lock. booty-call-cardinal got a merry christmas to the gut kick. tokyograndpa got all the feels. ilovesheenasmelons got underwear. mysterious-beast-arietta got a stuffed dog. nolongercursed got something. angelfeurd got snow. mallowkey got a curtain. merciful-mylene got a bouquet of oopsie daisies. talesofmustahcedhomos got homos. rulebreakertohp got metal. thecorrupthero got nothing, CAUSE MITHOS DOESN'T GET ANYTHING. deinnomosowner got a kiss under the mistletoe. Countryhero got a leaf. dreamingofnepenthe got a button. dragothevampire got blood. scars-and-chocolate got aging creame. vigilanteexknight got teeth. the-third-princess recieved a new dress. katserura got a thong. parallel-azure got a charm. quiet-innocence got a can of things. thoserainymornings got a shit load of kawaii stuff. change-is-natural got ..stuff. not done yet. swornsistersleftandright got tiger lilies. eightextremitiesfist got...silly string. sugar-and-hunny got a ribbon. karolcappy got a bag. rp-arcs got stuff. pancakesmun got pancakes. gunnerandartist got a paint brush and a gun? thingsofsymphonia got symphonia of things. jadednecromancer got a santa hat. vanji-lost got booze. parkou-agent got a shitty knife too. crystaldemy got crystal meth. shades-of-orchid got turkey. angelic-chosen-of-sylvarant got the first written copy of holy book of Martel. daathic got a husband. AHAHA not really. ellemel-mata got a cute kitty thing. cheesesoupforthesoul got a slice of cheese. chivalrous-casanova got a note saying 'congratz on still being alive'. ever=mouthy-chimera got coal. tsu-baby got a book. the-greatest-female-magician got flowers. meltokios-finest got a shitty sword. ladykae gets nothing. fireandbladedmischief gets a hat. a-random-monster gets a holy bottle. devils-arms-around-me gets to live. warmingembrace gets a kiss. aynderod gets noishe mittens. sylveranti gets a christmas picture of when he was two. attractdistract gets nothing cause yuan doesn't like him, that pervert. eclecticserendipities gets cool kratos plushies. weaponsmaster-girl gets a butterfly hair tie. checkered-hoodie, (for a second there i read checkered-homos. idky) he gets nothing as well, cause he's shitty and does shitty things with mimi. flowerofaulptea gets tea. forgotten-researcher gets a piece of a summon spirit hair. wolfgirl-damian gets to be pretty. thelightningcommandant gets something. bloodredeyesandblackwings gets nothing cause he's shitty too. and finally nirenfedrok gets to be the awesome 139 follower!
/dies
