#rosefenny

oooo yay fun! ok klainesies:

falls asleep on the couch - Kurt. He overworks himself and forgets and Blaine is like awww honey no

makes friends with the neighbors - Blaine obvi, he’s The Friendliest

is the adventurous eater - I was tempted to say Kurt but I kind of think they both are? I think Kurt will try MOST things but he has a set list of like, hard dislikes, whereas Blaine will try anything once prob lol

hogs the covers at night - Kurt, but Blaine doesn’t mind

forgets to do the dishes - Kurt maybe. Although I think neither of them tbh they’re tidy little babs

tries to surprise their partner more often - Blaine TRIES more often, but rarely succeeds; Kurt tries less often but is very good at it when he does

leaves dirty laundry on the floor - Kurt is definitely the “try on 800 outfits right before I have to leave no I swear one more second hold on” but I don’t think that’s the same haha. Again they are clean ppl

stays up til 2 AM reading - Kurt

sings in the shower - THEY BOTH DO OBVI but blaine more hehe

takes the selfies - Blaine is the selfie instigator but he usually makes Kurt do the actual taking of the photo bc his arms are longer

plans date night - they trade off uwu

laferry:

falls asleep on the couch - I think they kind of both do! laf when they’re just fuckin around and don’t go to bed, perry more like kurt in that she tries to get too many things done and doesn’t make it

makes friends with the neighbors - laf is more sociable I think heh

is the adventurous eater - laf will probably eat juuuust about anything

hogs the covers at night - perry, but she will deny it fiercely LOL

forgets to do the dishes - laf…but it’s less “forgetting” and more “well duh perry is going to do it anyway”

tries to surprise their partner more often - I WANT to say laf but on the other hand, perry probably reeeeally dislikes surprises, so laf probably curbs their natural impulse to do those kinds of things for her sake lol

leaves dirty laundry on the floor - see the dishes question lmao

stays up til 2 AM reading - I think maybe they both do - Perry with actual books/a Kindle, Laf with weird shit on the internet

sings in the shower - Perry probably

takes the selfies - Laaaaf

plans date night - perry is the “planner” lol if it were up to laf it would all be so spur of the moment and casual, if perry wants nice things she has to do it herself lololol

lives on a fcking FARM?? with goats and chickens and shit what even

makes you care about dumb vampire girlfriends and stuff when you never asked for this

shares her cheesies groupon with you without being asked

got to actually meet pierce siebers at summer season like how is THAT fair ? answer me

manages to be twice as cute as u while still being only half as big

walks thru terrible orlando heat to get mcdonalds for her friends.....TWICE.......damn

almost broke a hotel light fixture with her shitty ass triangle frisbee

is actually nick lang's cousin

sneaks into backstage tours without holding the proper passes required for said tours

did a human pyramid with some guys who used to be on glee one time

so basically: starkid miscast. i’m SUPER INTO IT.

LONG TALKS W KRISTEN ON THE TWEETER ABOUT THIS it's so hard because like, there are some pretty straightforward predictable castings that ARE straightforward and predictable BECAUSE they'd be really good. but also like, why take the boring route??? like joe walker batman levels of predictable. snoozeville

basically here's what I know to be certain: dylan IS audrey II and britney IS the solo in skid row. jaime on you never know is also rly cute. beyond that it kind of all depends on who seymour is?? because different seymours need different dynamics w audrey, orin and mushnik that affect like the whole fuckin thing

I think here was my original thought long ago when this first started being a thing in my brain

seymour - aj audrey - meredith orin - joey (or, in my wildest dreams, pomme) mushnik - nick strauss

this is a really good solid configuration and I see nothing wrong with it. BUT. aj is proper theatre famous now?? so kind of like, maybe not............ which leads us to brosenthal as seymour being the next most obvious choice. I think p much the only people I can see as seymour are class of '11 bros or thereabouts. but do I like meredith with brosenthal as romantic leads or is that weird? at what point do you change audreys?

also, this was all pre-jeff. jeff is the O B V I O U S choice for orin, and I think, REALISTICALLY, if starkid were ACTUALLY doing it, they'd cast him. it's his character archetype that he plays a lot PLUS the vocals are EXACTLY his vocal range which would be great. like honestly I'd love to just watch his performance of it's just the gas isolated out of context and not necessarily the whole show omg. but JEFF has such great rapport with RACHAEL that I think at that point rachael would need to be audrey?? even though I KNOW meredith said it's her ~dream role or whatever but I honestly can't see jeff and meredith as a thing. so then who's the rachael seymour?? ROBERT???? again, in the version of this that actually potentially happens in the real world, this seems like a real decision starkid would make. plus I know robert genuinely wants to play seymour almost as much as I do so like, shrugsville

but here's the thing: kristen likes ROBERT as ORIN. which like. how fun and wacky would that be!!!! I especially love him in the context of "the actor who plays orin also plays every random person in the meek shall inherit" like I'm crackin up at him being the editor's wife. still can't decide who I like as seymour in THAT context though. brosenthal still??? I feel like they're almost a tiny bit too similar. but I have a hard time imagining anyone outside of brosenthal, aj, and maybe joey as seymour. EXCEPT

FOR LIKE

LIAM?????

this occurred to me in the shower I was like LIAM WOULD BE THE MOST PRECIOUS??? and I LOVE liam and meredith as romantic leads together, like that's cute as shit. and I think literally any of our options for orin work with liam seymour. but where THIS one falls apart is mushnik - I don't think nick strauss could be mushnik to a liam seymour. I think it has to be dan. WHICH IS FIINNNNNE AND GREAT honestly one of the hardest casting decisions is which strauss to be mushnik because it's a role that's soooo well-suited to both of them. I think nick is more fun to have on mushnik and son but dan would be fucking great at a lot of the non-music scenes just being a deadpan asshole dad (like he is in real life oop). so liam and dan is like just great just freaking great

but again there's no real SOLID option for seymour because would liam even do the thing??? so we have like. AJ who's genuinely famous so it's hard. brosenthal who's an easy slightly less interesting choice and matches up weird with any of the audrey options. rob who's in fucking australia. liam who is questionable at best. and then

emily's wild-card scenarios, the first of which will honestly never occur and the second of which will LITERALLY NEVER OCCUR OUTSIDE OF MY BRAIN JUST HAVING FUN LITTLE DAYDREAMS

marty seymour

and corey seymour.

HA AH HA IT IS A JOKE. but omg the version of this show where marty is seymour??? this is not the starkid version I guess, it's the verse factory version or something. noah ginex audrey II puppet instead of nick lang audrey II puppet. BUT NA TU RA LLYYYYY in the world where marty is seymour, ali is audrey. they're downtown new york trash children in love, can you not just SEE marty's dumb MARTY FACE doing the sad "but then there's AU~DREY~" part of the meek shall inherit?? I think any of the orins would work with this combo, but jeff or joey best. god I wanna watch marty and joey do a thing. HOWEVER, this is the one context where I think maybe neither of the strausses for mushnik?? I'm thinking more like....nick gage??? THIS IS THE WACKY FANTASY VERSION I TOLD YOU but like having nick be so small compared to tall-ass gangly marty would just make this SO funny and I am really into having nick gage as mushnik at least once in these elaborate dreams of mine. the corey version is stupider than stupid and involves JAIME as audrey, the weirdest version yet, and dan as mushnik. and I think this is a great context for the robert orin. hehehe

(also I then went even further down the rabbit hole and started thinking about joey debettencourt as seymour but that's like, a real thing that might possibly happen in reality and I made myself stop before I cried)

TL;DR this is how my brain spent the entirety of the shower I took on wednesday night here I am world get on my level, here's the five best versions of this show - 1) instinctual, 2) after careful consideration, 3) realistically what would happen, 4) the verse factory alt version, 5) my wildest dreams: 

seymour - aj/brosenthal audrey - meredith orin - joey/pomme mushnik - nick strauss audrey II - dylan urchins - britney, jaime lyn, rachael

OR

seymour - liam audrey - meredith orin - joey mushnik - dan strauss audrey II - dylan urchins - britney, jaime lyn, rachael

OR

seymour - robert audrey - rachael orin - jeff mushnik - either strauss audrey II - dylan urchins - britney, jaime lyn, ali

OR

seymour - marty audrey - ali orin - jeff/joey mushnik - nick gage audrey II - dylan urchins - britney, jaime lyn, either sarah or sophie scanlon

OR (NOT REALLY)

seymour - corey audrey - jaime lyn orin - robert/joey mushnik - dan audrey II - dylan urchins - britney, ali, rachael (or a scanlon sister too)

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favourite song: LITERALLY ALL OF THEM. probably "everything i know" or "blackout" though. BUT PACIENCIA Y FE really grew on me it took me forever to realise it's one of the best songs in the show tbh

dream role: again, LITERALLY ALL OF THEM. but probably nina!