#romancingfordummies

Bond with your significant other by placing temporary tattoos on each other’s genitals.

Scalp your lover.

The quickest way to get a girl’s attention is by nailing her in the eye with a pinecone.

Wear shorts when the temperature is below zero to show that you are the strongest around.

Hold my hands, because they are always cold.

The amounts of individual spots of acne are the amount of significant others you are supposed to have at that given time.

Constantly daydream about someone you’re never going to have the guts to ask out!  This will make you feel fulfilled like a socially well-adjusted human being.

Don’t forget to pull your date’s chair out for them.  But make sure the timing is right so they fall onto their buttocks.