#romance script

Hello everyone!

Some people have been curious about my writing and have asked to see it...

I tend to be somewhat private with my work and because of that some people I know may not even be aware that I am a writer/am in school studying writing and storytelling lol

I do have a blog (it’s the link in my bio) and although I don’t update it much I usually post on my IG story when I have updated it.

With all that being said, I’ve just posted a significant amount of my work on my blog: a screenplay filed under “script rough draft: episode one”

This is the first time in a while that I’ve been so public with my work, especially in “long-form.” (I’ve also spent so long writing under a pseudonym). So this is very big and vulnerable to me.

I am excited to post this and to share this. I hope you read it (it’s a long one lol) and I’d even appreciate feedback. Keep in mind I am a big softie when it comes to this so be gentle with the comments lol.

But anyways, feel free to message me if you want to talk about my work or even share some of your own. I promised myself that moving forward I’d be braver about things like this.

(Wanna WATCH this review, instead of READING it? Yes? Clicky McClick the link. No? Keep reading, you cool human, you.)

Link!

I wanna make OOOOUUUUTTTT with this book! You know fangirl’s about to go nuclear if she spam tweets an author 41 times...which is a thing I did.

So yall, today we’re book chatting about the smexiest lovestory of all...A property dispute!

No. I’m serious.

Our girl Izzy inherits a busted ass castle that comes fully stocked with a hermit. Ransom the blind beast wants Izzy is the plain Jane beauty to GTFO. And guys, if this OTP don’t get ya on the floor moaning then you’re voted off the island.

Homeless Izzy is a Regencyland chick who gets property in her name, so she ain’t about to let Mr. Smexy scare her off. And hot darn damn ya’ll, girlfriend got my ass was in love with her spunky ass by Chapter 2!

And Tessa’s bomb-diggity writing snatched my booty by page 6. PAGE SIX GUYS!

It started to rain - fat, heavy drops of summer rain; the kind that always struck her as vaguely lewd and debauched. Little potbellied drunkards, those summer rain drops, chortling on their way to Earth and crashing open with glee.

Goddamn woman! Those beautifully descriptive words could make even Shakespeare jelly!

But I’m here for Izzy ‘cause damn this chick has got DNA made of gold. Her shit circumstances have made her hella tough, having been the family breadwinner since 13.

Ransom: Don't tell me you're one of those women with radical ideas.

Izzy: No, I'm one of those women with nothing. There are a great many of us.

YES GIRL YES! CUE ALL MY APPLAUSE!

Why do I love Izzy so damn much? Cause homegirl tolerates zero shite from Sexy McSexface; chick demands respect & me likey! She’s got a backbone made of diamonds AND a wit sharper than an XACTO.

This grown ass woman has to act like the darling depicted in her dad’s stories. She respects the fandom, so she’s gotten hella good at disguising her true self.

And hot buttercups, that makes her perfect for Ransom The Grumpy Sweetheart.

I LOVE Ransom. I LOVE that his blindness wasn’t magically cured by the epilogue.  I LOVE that he’s got made respect for Izzy. I LOVE that he’s the sweetest penis-owner ever. 'Cause I swear fangirls, I was clutching my pearls when he turned Izzy’s room into a fire hazard.

She’s scared of the dark so dammit she needs all of the candles!

CAN A FANGIRL PLEASE LIVE? This boy had my heart all a’tither. I never thought hiding from a swarm of chamber bats could be sexy...but put a scarred, blind duke ontop a girl and hot damn cue the oxytocin!

This herotastic dude and this spunky gal got ALL the OTP chemistry!

BECAUSE THAT SCENE IN THE LIBRARY AFTER HER BIG REVEAL HOLY SHIT STICKS! THAT'S SOME HOT-ASS DIALOGUE GIMME GIMME FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

She admits she’s secretly wanton, he gets all blunt and dominate and crude; Izzy likes it! Girl doesn’t No-No-No it up to him, so her explicit consent makes his antics that much HOTTER! These two had dialogue exchanges that sat my ovaries on max horny.

Izzy’s ownership over her sexuality had me fangirl flailing like a giant octopus. Like, when she shocked the shite outta Ransom for the kissey kisses? OMG!

The Hero, Basically: I’ll just lip tackle her. That'll scare her off!

Boy you thought!

Our bamf heroine attacks him right back DEMANDING more kisses! I was living for that scene and his reaction.

Ransom is constantly getting ass blasted by Izzy.

They do the Boom Boom Jiggity and she's the one that drops the “no strings attached” clause. Izzy stands up to Ransom’s sexual and emotional challenges, and damn she got him and me wrapped around her little digit.

What was he coming to, when a woman sat in his lap, he gave her a stern what-for...and then ten seconds later, oopsy-daisy and la-di-dah, he went and twirled a finger in her hair?!

SEE! He hooked, ME hooked!

Plus when a girl launches the word cock at a hero 7 times in a row, you gotta love her. It’s the rules. Oh, speaking of cock!

GUYS, THIS GIRL AND COCKS ARE LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!...(Those are words I just said. What is my life?)

She was entirely unaware of the protocol when becoming acquainted with a man's rampant sex organ. Did she reach out and give it a handshake? Touch one finger to the tip? Bid a polite how-do-you-do?

BLESS TESSA DARE! I swear to God, when I read that a little bit of pee came out.

This fun, sweet, steamy couple punched me in the heart for one more reason. Ransom and Izzy are so similar. She's hiding her true nature and he's hiding from the world. They’re both stuck in a hole and Izzy rescues Ransom as much as Ransom rescues Izzy.

Plus, you know...they have the cutest banter ever.

Ransom: You just pushed that chair toward the table. And before that, you hung my coat on the peg.

Izzy: Very well, you caught me. Call the magistrate. Put me in the stocks for excessive tidiness.

DAMN YES THIS BOOK IS DAMN YES!

The climax of the story was internal and external, the romance was a powerhouse, there were beautiful themes, funny characters and hell...Even a Star Wars reference! But honestly, I think Tessa Dare describes this novel better than any of my fangirling ever could.

But then, somewhere into Cressida's second kidnapping, the story started to change. Like, a good whiskey aging in a barrel. There were deep layers, more shadings of emotions, and the words painted such vivid pictures. I could see it all happening in my mind, so clearly as if it were taking place before me. But the story kept taking me by surprise. By the time we reached the end, I was riveted to my barstool.

Amen Ms. Dare. A-freaking’-men!

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