#rocbites

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“I... I don’t think I’m old enough to get drunk. At least, that kind, anyway.”

Time to relay the events of the past day or two, if it would help at all! “I mean... there’s three new Galar Pokemon that just got discovered. One’s a dark type Zigzagoon, another’s a weirdo lookin’ Wheezing, and the other one’s a hungry little rodent. I forgot it’s name.”

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“H-hey!” He tries to catch it before it falls to the ground, and makes a little “Ahah!” of triumph when he gets it.

“Not much, Numb-skull!” he baps the other man in the chest with his hat, wiggling his eyebrows.

( I’m just waiting for him to tell people to get off his lawn )

                  “.... You’ll never make it as a comedian, kid.” NANU grunts, rolling scarlet eyes listlessly before he takes another sip off his beer, even as the Skull member comes stalking up to annoy him up close. Still, he doesn’t openly dissuade him from approaching, instead crossing his legs at the ankle. 

“I am retired. I retired the moment I set foot back in Alola.“

                     “If BULU hadn’t chosen me then, I’d probably be living my “golden years” out in the woods, away from you little punks. The only reason I didn’t retire from the police force here is because it was my only reliable source of income when I came home-- that, and besides walking around with a flashlight, there isn’t much for me to do.”

                  The old man sighs heavily, shaking his head in disapproval. While most of the other officers might have had some choice words for such disrespect, NANU is well-accustomed to Team Skull’s foolish little games aimed to either disturb or annoy him-- but so long as they weren’t out running amok or getting themselves hurt, he can’t really complain, can he...?

“...“

                       “I’m disappointed in you.” He mutters sternly, using a sandal-clad foot to gently sway his rocking chair as he sips a beer on his porch. “I’m fairly certain there’s much more productive ways you could expend your time as opposed to bleating obscenities at the only guy that’ll even give you the time of day.”

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         : [ 🐟 ] : – M held up his hands in defense, shrugging his shoulders in the process.