#robustlaser

1. quintuplets

2. stars in the main body of the cassiopeia constellation

3. stars on a restaurant’s rating

4. homework marks out of five

RobustLaser: wow okay i knew i needed to get to sleep but apparently it's more dire than i thought

RE7, while first person, seems to realllly understand a lot of what resident evil is really about, actually. Like, yeah, it does use the first person perspective to surprise you sometimes, but then you also have a battle with man wielding chainsaw scissors because RE is allowed to go big and goofy.

I’ve seen a full LP of it, I’m not too sure how much I feel like it “got” Resident Evil to be honest.  A lot of it went kinda overboard on Saw / Hostel style torture porn, for lack of a better phrase.  As much as they overdid it, it made the whole plot macguffin fungus virus thingamie feel just like it was purely an excuse to do so.  And the less said about the mutated mother’s weakpoint, the better.  The DLC blackjack game, there are a lot of moments there too that especially felt less RE and more pointless torture.

the goat is at minimum a solid consolation prize