No One (Cover) by Astrange

I made a bit of a mistake at the end. lol!

Liam, Robert, Dad, Uncle Ally, and Aunt Suzanna are all of to watch the Hong Kong Sevens for a few days. Mum hates the crowd of drinking and sports, so Erin and I decided to stay with her. We're going off to do some hiking tomorrow, watch the fireflies and swim with the whale sharks. I'm pretty psyched about the whale sharks and also anxious, as they are sharks. 

We were trying to figure out who was going to be eaten first last night if it were to happen, dad said nobody would eat me because I was too tiny, and I said "well dad my ex boyfriends didn't complain" lol, and he hated that, he hates the awkward sexual comments that I do, my brothers find it hilarious. Like how my brother said "That's an awesome fuckin' little thing!" and I simply responded "thanks Rob, thats what most people say about me!" Anyways, mum reckons I'll get eaten because I look like plankton, so yeah, Erin and her were quite certain that by the time the shark swallows me and use my bones as a toothpick that they will be on the boat and safe. 

Or do you mean this kind of hoe?

A: Pregnant ako!!

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