what are some of your favourite robron + seb headcanons? :)
oop this is late, sorry lorna! ok ok here we go:
- seb has the biggest sweet tooth, just like robert. they discovered this when he was just a baby, while they were on a day out and robert offered him a try of his chocolate ice cream for the first time. from the second seb got a tiny taste of it, his eyes lit up and heâd grabbed the whole thing â cone and all â and tried to get as much of it in his mouth as he could. robert tries to prise it off him but sebâs latched on and heâs not letting go. it takes aaron (whoâs laughing so hard heâs nearly wheezing) to step in, wrestling it out of sebâs grip until he finally releases it. thereâs ice cream everywhere â all over his face, in his hair, all down his front and on robertâs chest. the ice cream itself is near-demolished, and robertâs left looking at it forlornly, then back to seb like, âthat was my ice cream :(â seb gives no fucks, still sticking his hands in his mouth to get one more taste of the delicious food heâd just discovered. âwell,â aaron said as heâd pulled out the wet wipes. âheâs definitely your son.â
- as we saw on the show, aaron loves taking baby seb swimming, itâs kind of their thing. aaron doesnât know what it is, but thereâs something he really likes about being in the pool and holding an armband-wearing seb against his chest, skin on skin, and gently lowering him down so he can splash happily in the water, but still keeping a safe grip on him. while heâd already been helping robert take care of seb for a few months by this point, itâs this activity that really makes him feel like his dad, his protector whoâs there to make sure he can try out this cool new thing without any harm coming to him. robert will sometimes join them, but he kind of likes that they have something just for the two of them so he doesnât intrude too often, except to demand as many photos/videos as possible.
- when sebâs just a wee bab, robert basically talks to him like an adult. heâs one of those parents who will have a full-on conversation with his baby, telling him all about his day at work or answering sebâs nonsense babbling like theyâre having a very serious discussion (seb:Â âbalskfdlkffblahaâ. robert:Â âno, youâre kidding me. so then what happened??â). aaron has dozens of these âconversationsâ stored on his phone, theyâre the perfect pick-me-up. seb starts talking at a very young age, picking up words with incredible speed, and aaronâs pretty sure itâs down to robert.
- whenever one of his dads has to go away for an overnight work trip, toddler seb will plop himself in their bag while theyâre packing and try to hide so they take him with them. if itâs aaron, heâll make a game of it by pretending not to notice and just keep putting folded clothes in the bag on top of seb, acting like he really is taking him along before pulling him out at the last minute with an apologetic kiss goodbye. this backfires one day, when seb falls asleep in there and â in his rush to get away on time â aaron forgets he and seb had played that game and ends up actually putting the bag in the backseat of the car with seb still in it. theyâre about 20 minutes down the motorway before seb wakes up and springs out of the bag, nearly giving aaron a heart attack in the process. itâs then that he also realises that robertâs been ringing his phone (which heâd left on silent) in a panic since he left, leaving frantic voicemails saying that he couldnât find seb anywhere. when aaron immediately calls robert back from the nearest lay-by, stammering out a sheepish explanation, robert doesnât know whether to laugh or shout.