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Could you please scan Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence?
It's free verse!
I think the main structural poetic device in this text is repetition and parallelism between some consecutive lines, not meter or rhyme (though the first three lines have a slant rhyme to them). For example, look at "Hookin muggers and / Kickin psychopaths in the baws" or "And leatherin fuck oot o guys aw night? / Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?"
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Robert Florence, “Batman’s Aff His Nut”
"Batman's aff his nut / Have you seen the way he cuts aboot / Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat / Batterin guys..."
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Batman’s Aff His Nut
Batman’s aff his nut
Have you seen the way he cuts aboot
Dressed up as a mad fuckin bat
Batterin guys
I was lit at:
“Mate, I’m worried aboot ye,
I know your ma and da died
But everybody’s ma and da dies
And we’re no aw runnin about
Hookin muggers and
Kickin psychopaths in the baws.”
And that was when Batman went
“Aye, but do ye ever feel like it?
Do you ever look at the world and feel like it?
Like having a big mad base under your hoose?
Do you ever feel like drivin a big mad motor
that turns intae a tank?
And leatherin fuck oot of guys aw night?
Scarin the fuckin shite oot of them?”
And that was when I was lit at:
“Aye. Fuck it. I dae.”
And that’s the Secret Origin of Robin
And everybody else.
-- Robert Florence [x]
[And you can hear it read out loud.]
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Batman’s Aff His Nut by Rab Florence
