#roasting time

@breadqueen95 is, in fact, a loaf of bread

If you wanna help me out, here's a direct link to the thread so you don't have to search for it.

Thank you for any help and support you can give. I appreciate y'all. 💚

OHHHHHHHH I legit think this is the best ask I’ve ever gotten in a long time…

OK kaja!!!!

- @xiubaek13 OK so she is the ultimate cat lover, I mean any Kpop group and she will straight away chose the kitten-like tiger and stan him. She gets bias wrecked easily by all her kitties, I guess kitties scratch so that is what you get for getting too close ^_^. She also has that gift of dreaming about whatever the f*ck she wants and boy… does she her brain come up with the nicest shit on a daily basis, or what? In the morning we love to share and discuss… (she also has a lip scar just like Luli… yeah I love her, she is my mate!)

- @yourkeeperoftherunners the softest soul I’ve ever had the pleasure to talk to, I mean she is so gentle and cute and righteous and polite… But this is about roasting so… She originally intended not to stan BTS as EXO did it for her, but she is currently the biggest Rap Monster stan… don’t lie, you are trash for him ^_^

- @thesammtimes this noona has a lot under her sleeve, amazing scenarios of ways to please the ones that deserve it most ^_~ I get so inspired when she gives steps on how to… hahaha.

- @messyscriptorium She loves Lay so much, but if she ever met him she’d probably be like: “You talk to much Yixing baobei, shut up and kiss me.” LOLz.

- @sootemptation She is the female version of Do Kyungsoo (personality wise) I am not shitting you it freaks me out sometimes, so much so that before seeing her face I confessed to her that I imagine her as D.O with long hair. Ever since her KKT profile pic is an edit of a female Soo…

- @heebiejbies She is double biased like me! One of a kind to actually admit she is TaoHun double biased. Also she claims to be cold and indifferent but man she is so soft… she claims TaoHun are soft and not bratty also and she can discipline them if they ever were.

- @soobadnoonecanstopher Dick expert. Nothing else to say… so much so that I have been influenced. Also can name you every single mole in Do Kyungsoo’s body and even the ones unseen. This is no joke, I believe her cuz she knows her shit well.

- @xiuminscheeks​ This is way to easy… yeah she claims to be bias free (amazing if ever achieved) however in her bias free time she does all the gifs possibly for this man called Kim Minseok… she could write poems about his thighs and eyes and of course his cheeks… yeah she is bias free obviously.

- @8bityeol She has no problem in stealing your bias, she is that person that shamelessly would be like. “Binch he’s mine now cuz you don’t treat them well.” All while you watch her quietly pulling him to her side (you probably don’t stand a chance also cuz she is pretty as fuck)

- @exostace I have never heard of someone so hungry for Chanyeol, also I have never ever seen someone to be able to write 20K of pure quality smut and while you read you are O_O She is a genius, I can’t.

- @pocketsizeddemon I thought she was @exostace​ pranking me cuz they mirror their hunger for Chanyeol pretty much the same way. Also because I need to roast you… you are so being wrecked by my man Suhito… you want him, but I ain’t sharing hahaha

- @kitten-dont​ I can’t roast her cuz she is the cutest thing, can I say she likes Baekhyun? Yeah she is an ARMY die hard but she loves our lil pup Baekkie. :-^

- @kimjongdaely​ Lately she is keeping an eye way to closely to my Suhito. I don’t know what is that about? At first I thought it was because of me but… Confess! Explain yourself? You know JD wouldn’t like that at all… ^_~

I am so proud right now… it feels as if I lost weight! 

because I always have receipts ;)

I made a chart based on Julia Child's whole-chicken roasting calculations that you can freely print and put in your kitchen just like I did today: