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IRL part 3
Sis got a new toy squid *Cali is her nick name Dad: why don't we name your toy Cali Mary(Calamari)? Cali: what the... ha ha ha very funny Dad: And Cali Mary has a brother... Cali: And who is that Dad: Cala Mander (Salamander) Cali: wha?! I thoughts its supposed to be cracken? Dad:Nope that's their father 😂😂😂 Me: (save me I'm being drowned by puns right now!!)
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IRL part 1
Awhile ago during the mass... Father: like said in the ending of Wonder Woman.. ME: (oh fuuuk spoilers... hindi lang pala tunblr at twitter ang nagbibigay ng spoiler pati rin pala misa jusko po!)
IRL part 2
My sister is iritated because she really needs to realese mass (poop) and just said that she really needs to after we left the mall Mom: everyone already pooped and stuff already just why did you say this now?! Dad: Did you pooped? Mom: No... Dad: does that mean you are not one in everyone? ME: *laughed soo hard*
IRL part 5
Soooo, there are these toys that are fruits, but their names are pun names of filipino actors... or just totally a pun like example... an eggplant toy, and its name is Pan Talong (pantalon) (pants) (though talong means eggplant). Something like that.. get ready for puns
Cali: *picked up coconut toy* hmmm *look at its name* Buuuuuukkoooo... martin? (Coco Martin is the name of the actor)
Dad: oh isn't that the brother of Coco Martin?!
Me:huh?! Wut? XDDD
Cali: oh yeah it is hahahahhaha
Me: O_O wut?! XDDhahahhahaha
Dad: I remember they have a sister
Cali: really?
Dad: yep its nata martin (nata de coco, or the coconut things in your juice ya know that)
Me:* snickers* fshhhhh hahahha wow
Dad: and a grandfather whose name is bukayo martin ( bukayo is a sweetened coconut)
Dad: who else... who else...
Me: how about the palms? What are they related to the martins?
Dad: cousins! Like Jose Palma (old composer) cousin of Bukayo martin XDD
*everyone bursts out laughing at this point*
IEEEEEEEEEE
Bruh!! Rachel Ann as Eliza?!?! Ieeeeeeeee, I know I haven't reached US yet... but now I want to go to UK already, ieeeeeeeeee that trailer of schyler sisters with the uk cast is AWESOMEEE!! I am so proud and so amazed that rachel become part of the cast, ieeeeeeeeeee!!
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IRL part 4
Meeen when I said "umulan ng malakas kahit bumaha," expect ko bumaha sa labas hindi sa loob ng bahay!! Jusko po waterfalls na naman ang abot dito!!
