#rival kingdoms

✨10 reasons you should listen to the Two Princes Podcast✨

1. It’s GAY!!!

Rupert is a gay disaster and honestly... same! Amir is trying hard not to fall for this gay disaster but he fails. Also there’s a sweet old gay dude who gets bullied by the queen- Give Chamberlin a break Lavinia! I’m 99.9% sure Joan- badass female knight- is sapphic but I will confirm!

2. And they were FROM RIVAL KINGDOMS!!

You know what that means?? *Chants*Rivals-to-lovers, Rivals-to-lovers, Rivals-to-lovers!!

3. Badass females throw down for their kingdom!

There’s a scene in which the men prove what cowards they are but no worries the women are READY!

4. Fellas, is it gay to adopt and name a dragon together?

!!!!

5. It’s Hilarious

Queen Lavinia has absolutely no chill and it makes the whole podcast. She is more dramatic than her son and how DARE HE GO FIGHT THE EVIL forest wItHoUt HeR!!

6. The characters are brilliant.

Seriously though, I even loved the bandits who may or may not have tried to eat them!!

7. Queen Lavinia is played by none other than CHRISTINE BARANSKI

That’s right, the women who played the Gringe’s boo and Donna’s - Mamma Mia- best friend, plays one very overprotective Queen/mother and she’s BRILLIANT. I love it.

8. There’s a very happy ending!

Did I mention the gay??

9. Seriously though, Joan the Knight.

She’s so badass. I have a crush on one knight!

I can’t believe you, of all people, are doing this. I know what this is for. You can’t fool me. Scoundrel. Here you go, I took some creative liberties :)

1. “I warned you didn’t I? One way or another, I’d lay claim to that thrown” 

“and didn’t I warn you that the closest you’d ever get to my thrown is kneeling to kiss the ground before it?” 

2. “What? You really thought it would be that easy to knock down my empire? You should know better then to under estimate me.” 

3. “I gave you a chance. I gave you an opportunity. and you refused me. Now I have no choice but to take it all back” 

4. “You could have had both. It didnt have to me or your kingdom. We could have had both! We could have made an alliance!” 

“That’s a lovely though. But I am afraid I have strict orders. We do not settle. We do not compromise. We conquer.” 

5. “I am sorry. I never meant for it to come to this, but I am expert of war, a strategist, and I know to tear down a structure, is to take away it’s support” 

6. “I do love you, you know. But I am afraid that my heart belongs to my kingdom, first and foremost.”