#phanandtrashstuff

NO PROBLEM I GOT YA :D

i was putting up the mistletoe and i needed you to hold the ladder and someone pointed out that we were technically under it ummm

the/a child is literally camped out under the mistletoe to receive as much affection as they can and it’s the cutest thing ever

the/a child took down the mistletoe to run around and kiss whoever they want and it’s super cute

the/a child is running around making couples kiss because they stole the mistletoe and now they’re staring at us while dangling it by us

how the heck did some mistletoe get tangled in the garland? ugh here help me untangle it (and then someone points it out)

why are you searching the herb garden? why on EARTH do you need fresh mistletoe??

we got bored and looked up mistletoe recipes (are there any?) and bought some but we have way too much lets hang it everywhere and then forget about it

I hope these were cute/awkward enough for you! :)

I LOVE THESE okay okay calm down karissa don’t scare them :D

cop and graffiti artist. ‘nuff said

private school kid and public school (trust me, it works as rebel and goody two shoes)

PLOT TWIST: rebel is at the private school and goody-goody is at the public school

high school dropout and person in a nursing program

determined person but has to work really hard and gifted person but they don’t use their talent

lawyer and client

i finally convinced you to come drinking with me and now you’re practically starting a barfight while having a drinking contest with that huge biker dude wtf

we met at a metal concert but when i saw you again you were acting all prim and proper and you’re begging me to keep the concert a secret (bonus if they snuck out to do it)

i dragged you to this charity event for children and you complained about it a lot but you seem to be enjoying yourself

i’m volunteering at this charity but it’s your public service sentence

I hope you like these!! :D

Oooooooh i like this one :) (okay but seriously do people get irritated with my commentating on these or no?)

You’re always blaringplaying the WORST music but hey, i suppose that artist is okay i guess

you leave your door open sometimes and it really irritates me for no apparent reason like seriously what if someone decides to rob you or something??

your packages always end up by my door why can’t you just take them into your place jfc (oh wait, they were gifts for me? oh)

i hate you so much but last night you were super drunk (which is super weird for you) and trying to get into your place here let me help you you’re gonna have a hell of a hangover

You were playing your music super loud and when i went to complain about it i thought i heard crying woah what’s up

i may not like you but i heard part of that argument with your (now ex) partner and you may suck but you aren’t what they said

i don’t know if i hate you or your partner who’s always over more (just kidding i hate you for having a partner but i’m not gonna say that)

we may not like each other but we have a mutual hate for the guy down the hall

i hate you but you’re the only one to answer your door at 3 in the morning my electricity got cut off because the mail company lost my bill payment can i crash here it’s freezing

we always have hate banter back and forth since we get back from work at the same time but today you were super quiet what’s up

I hope you enjoy these! :)