#risopromel

(JJBA) RisoProMelo in the early morning. Used a reference this time (here).

Research for thesis is hard. Lying on bf’s tiddies makes it easier. Might accidentally wake Risotto up when Melone figures something out and has to exclaim his little “Molto bene/Di molto!!”. Ris will understand. 

Also bonus of lying on other bf (lap this time) while doing research (this bf will remind him to take a break and maybe eat once in a while): 

OT3 time again ((because too much straight stuff)). And the only place I know for dates is apparently cafe dates. But it’s a bit more relaxing than fancy restaurants I guess (plus I miss cafes with everything closed). Prosciutto likes them because he has a caffeine addiction and likes a reason to go. Melone and Risotto are pretty easygoing and will go out wherever (although Risotto prefers less stuffy environments and places where people won’t stare at him as much).

Prosciutto gets them sweets as well, like a slice of cake or bakery things. A little surprise. 

Melone takes what he can get. Sometimes it’s hard to tell if he actually likes what’s given to him because he enjoys the gesture more than the food it seems. Definitely will steal bites from others to taste them. 

Risotto likes walking dates too but if they can find more secluded places to do so, it’s better. Or really, he appears to be more comfortable in those situations as he doesn’t communicate those emotions. He likes sweets though.

Bonus: 

Risotto finds a downside to his big boobs: his boyfriends like using it as a pillow and sometimes they both wake up later than him. He’s in a dilemma. He needs to go to the washroom. The coffee canister is out of Metallica’s reach so he can’t open it to wake up Prosciutto. If Pros was up he could toss Melone off without repercussions (Melone can sleep on the floor if it’s there). Hard to toss Melone off right now with how Pros is positioned on him though.

OT3 time because I have a hard time finding content on them. Hard enough finding Ris and Melone or Pros and Melone let alone all three.

Also Melone senses/recognizes the magnetic field that’s created when Metallica is activated. Mainly thanks to some of the physics labs close to his at the university. He’s like “Ah yes I know that weird feeling in the air. Electromagnetic field-“ or something.

Prosciutto tends to wake up first, sometimes “sleeping in” to about 8am. He bitches at others for having bad sleeping habits but he goes to bed really late and wakes up at 6-7am. Helps when your hair/looks routine takes at least two hours. He gets up, puts on one of Risotto’s shirts, makes breakfast and coffee, and generally Ris wakes up by then (Melone wakes up at 9-11), eats breakfast, showers, does his little routine to look his best, and hopefully is done by noon. One of the other two might bring coffee for him during the routine.

When you’re late for a meeting but your bf (plural) won’t stop bickering.

OT3 time. Or it doesn’t have to be as it could be not. I’d imagine this is one of Ris’s last resorts to carry. He’s large enough compared to the others. It’s not exclusive to these two as he might pick up and carry the other assassins. With varying feelings to it. But for my poly-ship terms, gonna focus on the boyfriends.

Pros hates it. Which is the reason Ris doesn’t use the tactic often. Pros flails and curses and doesn’t appreciate being manhandled so he’s generally grumpy and more pissy for the rest of the day. He was probably bickering at Melone over something stupid. Again. Relationships mean nothing he’ll get pissy over anything. And with Melone enjoying reactions...

Melone could be thrown against a wall though and he’d be like “Your strength is good 💖💖”. So being manhandled by Risotto is very good and will shut him up for a bit.