okay so i just had a random smell memory where i remember something that i smelt and for some reason this smellory was ham but not just any ham it was Asda’s own overly processed ham
SIDE NOTE~ if thou aren’t from the Britain of greats Asda is a big shop that sells a lot of stuff like human fuel and casual body armour the usual stuff
Anyway so this ham is so processed it comes in like a weird way its packaged in a plastic container -GASP- what a scandal, and its just put in the container with a small curl kind of thing.
Its gross its stinky (uh oh stinky), its wet and its cold like a decaying corpse in the rain
it stinks out the fridge and it put me off any cold meat which is outrageous because what am i supposed to put on a sandwich Susan????
Miss me with that Vegetarian and vegan sandwich fillers
anywho this brings my ham rant to a close.
Stay safe and don’t eat Asda ham.