earlier i was walking through london and i felt something on my throat so i went to wipe it off. turns out it was a BEE just chilling on my windpipe. hanging out on my neck. i didn’t realise and when i brushed it off it latched onto my hand and stung me and i screamed in the middle of the street and now my finger is swollen and i can’t hold my pencil properly and im still very bitter about it.














