My Therapist Says I Am Surprisingly Well Adjusted

the outsiders was a tragic gay love story written by a homophobe

did carrie underwood effectively utilize girl power when she dug her key into the side of her bf’s pretty little souped up four wheel drive, carved her name into its leather seats, took a louisville slugger to both headlights and slashed a hole in all four tires? discuss

heyyy queen I saw your tweet about how imposters are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am an imposter, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. “one of the good ones” as some may say. btw I never even noticed how fat your boobies are till now but they’re awesome.

goes to Evil Fifth Grade and goes to Evil Science Class and my Evil Teacher wheels out the Evil VCR and we watch Kill Die the Murder Guy

good morning bisexuals

good afternoon bisexuals

good night bisexuals

happy bi visibility day bisexuals

just know that if any harry potter fan tries to post a fake sounding story about getting attacked irl for liking harry potter, that it IS true and i AM the one who attacked them and also i clapped

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

Imagine being so privileged you think the shoulders themselves are your enemy

I'm not gonna argue about this with a Steven universe blog but all I gotta say is yes people that go to other countries to kill and bomb all for a free college tuition are, yes, my enemies

beating your ass is my hyperfixation and brother? im about to start infodumping