WHAT IF OLD MAN STEVE WAS INVOLVED IN TFATWS?
Sam: Steve, what the heck? I thought you retired. We even got you that sweet house in Queens.
Steve: Oh, I was. But while I was returning the Stones, I had a premonition of the future via Time Stone.
Steve: I quickly realised I had to get involved.
John: Oh my god, YOU'RE STEVE ROGERS!
Steve: Yes I am. Here, have some candy.
Lemar, from a distance: Yo, why you so old?
Steve: Time travel shenanigans.
John, now with a notebook: Mr Steve, sir? C-can I have an autograph?
*After Sam and Bucky visited Isaiah Bradley*
Sam: ... Should we tell Steve?
Bucky: Fuck no. He'll just get mad at me.
*Meanwhile, Steve was at a nearby park, feeding birds*
Steve: The shield is not a weapon. It is designed to protect those who cannot protect themselves.
John: But you use it as a weapon all the time, sir.
Steve: I meant that figuratively.
*Steve and Bucky complain about life*
Bucky: I can't believe you left me with this mess!
Steve: I can't believe we even have to deal with this mess.
Bucky: God damnit, why is everything so complicated?!
Steve: We're old. It's our age catching up to us.