#riddlesnap

headcanons to distract kat 2k25 @riddlesnap

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her sadism, you ask? -----lemme just pull up my chair here for a second and talk about her #lil fucking freak tendencies

inspite of her overtly positive demeanor;; artemis is 150% a sadistic asshole. she takes after her mother--- when the opportunity arises to truly torment someone she will take it.

for artemis--- it's more or less a moment in which she loses control, though. typically, her more heinous actions are spurned by her love of the smell of fear. ---she's got this weird little meta gene that lets her smell emotions, and she locks into fear specifically.

@riddlesnap / copy-cat riddler au

Oh, they are so positively elated! Kicking their feet, spinning around and around and around in their swivel chair. Franklin Edward Tree has FINALLY gotten the attention of Edward Nigma! Hacking his system after months of masquerading as the Riddler themself! Oh, the Batman hasn't even caught on yet that there is not only Mr. E. Nigma, but now Mys. Tree!

"I did it! I did it, I did it!" they exclaim, hands in the air, continuing their spinning. They're laughing hysterically, still running on the adrenaline high of their success. "Of course I did it! I'm simply me, and he is only him - I really should be the one with this title, ha! I deserve it!"

With that, they pop up from the chair, grinning. "I'm the real Riddler, he'll see! He'll see that I'm the best and that he should really be learning from me." Frankie rubs their hands together. Oh, this is simply too delicious! In hacking Edward's system, they were able to view his reaction live via webcam - Frankie absolutely relished in the other's face. That scowl! That growl! Oh, Edward, Frankie is very familiar with who you are.

That's why they're obsessed.

AHHH — hello, hello, scoot! first... thank you very much for sending this in, my friend :D i hope you're having a great wednesday thus far!! but anywhozies, allow me to get right into talking about barton's hygiene. so, especially because his... uhh, 'work' produces such fragrant smells (and by his 'work,' i mean what he does as the dollmaker), barton typically washes his body EVERY day. that is something that has been consistent with him for years now and he also usually does it in the morning, using a body wash that smells like citron and sage (hence him smelling 'earthy.')

"I got no room to talk, but you look like you got hit by a truck. Twice."

Poor kid. Or not. The Riddler's definitely looked better, but living here has a certain way of fixing that. Harvey couldn't hate this hellhole more if he tried. Two-Face, on the other hand -

- this is his element.

Give my muse an item and see how they react!

Uncomfortable Headcanons

"One time, very early on when I was still getting used to this body, I sustained an injury that had me holding some of my parts in, those long tubes in your stomach, those were falling out. Cromwell patched me up however."