I love spandex Riddlers who look like they’re not wearing shoes
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I love spandex Riddlers who look like they’re not wearing shoes

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imagine you’re Edward Nygma and you wake up one day and everyone tells you you were this guy called The Riddler and you have no idea who that is or what was up with him but you go to the address they give you and you open what’s apparently your closet and it’s full of green suits and question mark ties and metal bowler hats and there’s a question mark-shaped cane or two and you’re looking at it all going ‘hm’ because it’s definitely weird and you definitely don’t know anything about it but then you shrug and roll with it because you’re starting a private investigator business and hey, it’s free advertising
and then you go outside and everyone’s all ‘hey Riddler!’ and you can’t even say ‘do I know you?’ because of course you don’t, but maybe Riddler did, that’s Riddler’s best friend or wealthiest business partner or old college roommate for all you know and Riddler obviously had advantages you want for yourself, so you just pretend you know who that is and who Riddler is and who you are even though what you’re really doing right now is starting every single thing over from scratch in the long shadow of a man that everyone knows but you
Edward's got gloves for every occasion. He's got work gloves for construction, fancy gloves for nights at the opera, rubber gloves for unlicensed brain surgery, typing gloves for long days on the computer, driving gloves to aid in precision steering and staving off hand fatigue,
Lowkey high key hate what Gotham has done for Riddler. Socially awkward nerd Edward feels like such a copout. He's into obscure shit and is an intelligent bloke so he mist be an 80 s stereotype before putting on a suit in turning into a mister M'lady? I get why people are into it but I am more into the failed potential of rebirth Riddler who is a man that could blend into good society but refuses to. He can also get a date and not just on looks alone. He can't keep a relationship but still
You want to know my absolute hottest take?
Riddler was NEVER a nerd.
There were Riddlers that LEANED nerdy. But you never saw a Riddler who watched anime or played D&D or collected comic books. You never even saw one who would bore someone’s ear off with obscure knowledge they didn’t care about. Riddler was, for the most part, sophisticated and classy. He enjoyed fine art, fine clothes, fine restaurants. That’s not to say he never did ‘nerdy’ things, but his entire identity didn’t revolve around his intelligence nor the fact that nobody appreciated it. Riddler wore a suit because gentlemen wear suits. He went home and watched a foreign film with a glass of vintage wine. He didn’t own fandom t-shirts (unless they were rare and valuable), he didn’t collect action figures (unless they were rare and valuable), and he had never tried Mountain Dew. Because he was not a nerd.Â
Riddler has ALWAYS been that man who could blend into good society but refuses to. Not because society rejects him, but because he rejects society. What’s the point of being a good person? What does a man who lacks morals get out of that? There’s no profit in it and the fame is fleeting. He has no incentive to be a good person because altruism often requires forgoing the credit lest people accuse you of doing it because you wanted credit. It’s much more fulfilling and rewarding to do whatever you want, whenever you want, especially when you can thwart the consequences. It’s more exciting.
Riddler doesn’t WANT a relationship. Being in a relationship means you have more or less solved the other person and that, to him, is boring. Once he has the other person figured out, he is no longer interested in them. This is why, canonically, Riddler falls for people he doesn’t know or who refuse to return his interest. If he EVER got someone who WANTED a long-term relationship, he would dump them. If they want that out of him, they’re solved. They are now worthless to him. Dates and initial parts of a relationship? Those are puzzles. Those are exciting. Beyond that? No. He has no interest in it. He wants the challenge of talking someone into something they originally don’t want to do.
I used to wonder why Riddler doesn’t have a chair in front of any of his desks in Arkhamverse but then I realised it was probably intentional and he’s just one of those people who prefers to stand at their desk

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Being the Riddler’s hot chocolate guy is probably the easiest AND the hardest job in the world
I wish people would stop acting like Riddler's defining trait is riddles when his origin has him cheating at a jigsaw puzzle, rigging carnival games, and safecracking, none of which have anything to do with riddles at all. He's about things that need solved, aka puzzles, and a riddle is just a kind of word-based puzzle. Riddles are just one part of what he does, much like not everything Penguin does is about penguins.
Edward’s father backstory post
Keep in mind here this is from his dad’s POV, so his perception of what’s going on is skewed from what reality might be.
Really long so it gets a cut.