Riddler of the Great White North

there can only be one

this was undoubtedly much funnier

Don't become a housewife.

People even booked the terrible seats lol

you are god's favourite princess and it's terrifying.

you need to start killing and eating these people

This was on a skit about a server who didn’t want to cut their own lemons and tricked the kitchen into doing it. Out of nowhere this random person cuts into a conversation about how fast a line cook could cut the server’s lemons to list off all the reasons THEY couldn’t possibly do it. Why are they inserting themselves to ‘um actually’? Because this person for some reason desperately wants the whole internet to know the intimate details of why they, a person who is not a line cook and also does not appear to be a server, can’t cut lemons quickly?

actually this is the other thing that stops me from buying new games I don't know if I'm going to finish. say what you want about achievement hunting, but maintaining this percentage motivates me to actually see a game to completion

yahoo

those 'kill the final boss without being damaged' achievements were rough for a while there, but we pulled through

Sonic Adventure 2 doesn't even have a good story lmao, half the plot hinges on every character thinking Shadow looks like Sonic

still looks dumb 20 years later and still has no real explanation for why it exists

I'm not 100% sure who was asking for Shadow to turn into an evil goo worm, but that's in there too