HOW MUCH TO COMMISSION A PICTURE OF ME AND MY SOON-TO-BE WIFE SPACE PIRATE RICKY PASSIONATELY KISSING AND HAVE IT AS A MURAL ON HER FRONT SPACE SHIP WINDOW LIKE RIGHT ON THE COCKPIT WHERE SHE SEES OUT OF (AND MADE OUT OF MATERIAL SHE CAN'T CLEAN OR SCRAPE OFF SO IF SHE WANTS TO GET RID OF IT SHE'D HAVE TO PAY BIG MONEY OUT OF POCKET TO GET THE GLASS REPLACED LOL)
[Nervous chuckle] "With those specifications I'd likely have to create an entire stained glass piece to completely replace the existing window with perfect curvature. Are you trying to Ground her? She likely won't be able to fly like that, unless big bucks are invested into some sci-fy shit I'll have to look into later. Did she give the greenlight on this project to her ship? It kinda looks like you're struggling to rizz her up from here, my guy. Considering it's her property, I need her consent."
