Feb 24, 2023
"Just found out BirdPerson can crush watermelons with his thighs. awooga. Arf. Bark. Woof. Hubba hubba babyyy"
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"Just found out BirdPerson can crush watermelons with his thighs. awooga. Arf. Bark. Woof. Hubba hubba babyyy"
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HOW MUCH TO COMMISSION A PICTURE OF ME AND MY SOON-TO-BE WIFE SPACE PIRATE RICKY PASSIONATELY KISSING AND HAVE IT AS A MURAL ON HER FRONT SPACE SHIP WINDOW LIKE RIGHT ON THE COCKPIT WHERE SHE SEES OUT OF (AND MADE OUT OF MATERIAL SHE CAN'T CLEAN OR SCRAPE OFF SO IF SHE WANTS TO GET RID OF IT SHE'D HAVE TO PAY BIG MONEY OUT OF POCKET TO GET THE GLASS REPLACED LOL)
[Nervous chuckle] "With those specifications I'd likely have to create an entire stained glass piece to completely replace the existing window with perfect curvature. Are you trying to Ground her? She likely won't be able to fly like that, unless big bucks are invested into some sci-fy shit I'll have to look into later. Did she give the greenlight on this project to her ship? It kinda looks like you're struggling to rizz her up from here, my guy. Considering it's her property, I need her consent."
are you good on drawing foods? I mean if you can draw them delicious tho I wanna custom a big painting to hang on the dinner room, what about there's a pile of pancake near by a vase with flower in it ?
-from @x1633chefrick
"I'd say I'm good at drawing foods. Though I'll let you be the judge. Hope this suffices. (Would love to try some of your cooking someday.)"
"Summer came into the garage and told me to turn my music off because it was over lapping with hers. We argued for a bit but now we're going to have a just dance off to determine who gets to play their music louder." "My plan worked Ladies and gents. I'm in."
"Morty just finished recording his mixtape. Its actually... not terrible."
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"DID YOU TAKE MY FORESKIN LAST NIGHT TOO?11!!?!"
"Morty is in and out of the restroom as expected. Beth is pissed of course. So I took a trip out to NGC 6960 and I'm trying to replicate it in my sketch book. It would be easier to spray paint it, but there isn't anywhere for the fumes to go in the ship."
"Ok. Oh shit. Anus Jerry is actually beating the shit out of my sweet summer child Jerry. Working in fast food changes people, damn. Anyway I'm gonna go pull them off each other. Say bye to Anus Jerry everyone."