SHERIFF- “It looks like some kind of animal attacked her. A coyote possibly?”
MAYOR- “I need to contact her parents. This is not good Rhett, try and keep this under wraps for right now until we can determine what it was that attacked her. Such a fucking shame. Such a beautiful girl.
SHERIFF- “I hate to say this Mayor, but what if this was one of those crazy vamp----
MAYOR- “Exactly why we need to keep this out of the press. This town has been through enough the last few months, all we need is for word to get out that one of our young people were mangled by a fucking vampire! Understand? Who found the body?”
SHERIFF- “The Pries kid, Erwin.”
MAYOR- “Great the towns biggest conspiratorial goofball, that’s all we need. Find out what he saw, and MAKE sure you convince him this was an animal attack!”















