Venti would be like- 101 reason why i should recieve fee wine at diluc's tavern
Abd fischl would go on and on about so e conspiracy theory from our world
The only one who'd actually listen to the presentations is Zhongli tbh💀...
Fischl would go in EXTREME LENGTHS to theorise how we're connected to the fall of Celestia or smth.
Venti wouldn't give 101 reasons, it'll be one and he'll just use his authority, but Diluc prob has a higher authority than him which means no free wine for Barnoldswicktobas🥲
Everyone who doesn't play the game would probably call Fischl/or anyone whose presentation is abt genshin a nerd or perhaps an addict.
Xingqiu would present them his new book idea that he got from our world, and everyone's just there knowing damn well he won't finish it.
Thanks for sharing the idea!:D I loved the concept lmao
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genre: fluff, angst, yandere, both Soft SAGAU and Villain/Imposter SAGAU (maybe puppet!au too? does this count as puppet!au?)
characters: klee (platonic), albedo (could be seen as either platonic or romantic), GN reader
warnings: mentions of cult, mentions of kidnapping, manipulation, mentions of violence, mentions of death, swearing, spitting (not in a kinky way, tho it is Kaeya), possessiveness, sad Klee and mad Albedo
notes: this was written MONTHS ago. Like even before I started posting The Imposter series, please keep this in mind in case I get any lore wrong!
Reader is a character in the game, Albedo and Klee are people in the real world playing Genshin, and Alice and Rhinedottir are the "gods" of teyvat
Now, Alice and Rhinedottir aren't exactly the creators of Teyvat, but they are highly regarded figures in Teyvat who are treated like gods. Alice being the only person in Teyvat other than the archons who knows Teyvat. Who's explored it so many times and had seen it's own growth that Teyvat feels like a child to her as much as Klee is. The travel guides in the game are like her own personal diary, and only those who have reached "divine enlightenment" can understand what she's saying. Of course, this also means that biologically.. Klee is also a highly regarded figure in Teyvat
Rhinedottir is a different case. She's a human, from Khaenri'ah no less, except she's widely regarded all over Teyvat– and rightfully so. She's studied the Art of Khemia and practiced it in ways no other human nor god has. Gold, as she is more well known for internationally, has created multiple creatures of life using the Art of Khemia. Creation of life is god's power, so what does this make Gold? Naturally, this gives her the standing akin to a god. Although she is more notorious than Alice given she is a mere human from Khaenri'ah, she is still highly regarded. And logically speaking.. Albedo, Durin and subject two or Rubedo, we'll call him, should also be highly regarded figures in Teyvat
Where do you come into play in all of this, you ask?
Well, you're just a simple character in the game. What your position is, whether you have a vision or not and if you do, what element, and where you live is all up to you. However that won't change the fact that you are Klee and Albedo's favorite character
Depending on the type of SAGAU this is, it will greatly impact the siblings' affection for you once they arrive in Teyvat. If it's soft au, they'll dote on you, and won't hide it. Albedo would ask for your time, chatting about the world and it's lore. Klee would cling onto you every second of the day, make flower crowns with her! Help her with this bomb! Flatten out a cliff she dislikes! Nobody would say no to the daughter of Alice!
However, if it's the villain/imposter au..
Well, let's save the angsty details for another day. All you need to know is; help them, and their affection for you will increase tenfold, and not in a healthy way. Expect tears from Klee, manipulation from Albedo, slowly being isolated from the rest of Teyvat until you can barely remember the faces of other people. Your family, what were they like? Well, they're not important anyway. Klee and Albedo are your family now! Who cares when the world finds out who they really are, and are right outside their door begging for forgiveness? Just take this tea from Klee, big brother Albedo will handle the trash outside!
If you ignore them, ridicule them and toss them out like the rest of the world did, why, they're furious. After everything they've done to build you to be the very best amongst the others, amongst the humans, adepti and archons alike, you treat them like this? Klee is rightfully sad, betrayed and hurt. No, she's not angry. She could never be angry at you, not when you sang the lullabies she fell asleep to in your precious voicelines. Not when your laughter and your joy brought a smile to her face when even Dodoco couldn't. She hasn't suffered much from you and the world compared to her brother seeing as she's just a child, but still, seeing the glare on your face.. It broke her. And it would break you, once you find out what you've done
Albedo would be more enraged, more tormented and betrayed than Klee. He took the brute of most of the hatred spewed out by the monsters in Teyvat. And truthfully he would do it again, if only to spare Klee from the bullshit of this world. But it doesn't change the fact that it hurts. He definitely uses his knowledge against those who hurt them
Kaeya spat in his face, muttering about how disgusting they are under his breath? Oh well, guess Kaeya will just have to confront Diluc about why the entirety of Mondstadt suddenly knows he's a Khaenri'ahn spy. Albedo will gleefully watch on the side as the brothers' relationship cracks and crumbles even more, the regret burning in Diluc's heart and the anger flaming in Kaeya's eyes destroying whatever amount of care they had left for each other
The harbingers hunt him down? It's a good thing he finished the game then, how would they react if all their secrets and plans got leaked out? How would they react after the future gets told, knowing Signora dies and Scaramouche betrays the fatui?
The archons attempted to execute them? It's alright, the world needed to know who Venti and Zhongli are anyway, as well as the fact that Ei's sister is dead, and the almighty shogun is merely a puppet. Plus, it wouldn't hurt to remind them of those they lost, and how disappointed they are in them right now, right? Truly, watching Zhongli's indifferent face morph into that of bewilderment, agony and anger all in one go was just too amusing. Albedo doesn't know what Guizhong would think, truthfully, however surely she would be disappointed as well, no?
And you, oh so perfect and gullible you, he truly doesn't believe that you willingly hurt them like that. Or he doesn't want to. No matter how rational he was and how much he knew your actions were your own, his attachment to you is way deeper than any logical thinking. But whether he believes in you or not, either way he'd have no qualms with using your deepest, darkest secrets against you. After all, he'd have to teach you a lesson. You'll learn to never trust those who aren't him or Klee ever again. You'll learn that you're theirs, you're their comfort and joy, and that is the only thing you'll remain to be for the rest of your life
“It's alright, you were fooled by those imbeciles. I know you wouldn't do anything to hurt us, but still.. It wouldn't hurt to make sure you'll never forget who you belong to again, right?”
— And that's my contribution for SAGAU today! Just wanted to share a brainrot I've been having lol anyway Klee is the best spread the word. Thank you for reading!
It was about reader being a character in genshin, and Childe was the player. The reader is unhappy to be pulled for Childe’s team, and everyone else doesn’t like this. And then Childe somehow travels to Teyat.
I think there was also a sequel to this as well.
I’m been trying to find them again for a while now but I can’t seem to find them.
Day 1 of trying to feel special and different, reverse sagau! But Y/N don't exist, WE ARE EI, in her pov
Sometimes, Ei would exit her Plane of Euthymia. Whenever she distresses about something, or when she simply wants to, she just leaves. Who knows one of these visits to the mortal realm could be so... disastrous?
Any trespasses are swiftly punished with her blade, but she can't stand her subjects being tormented under her polearm. So she simply ignores mere taunts and mocks.
The act of dishonoring the Shogun's name is seen a brave and a stupid act, the last time it was committed was during the Vision Hunt Decree, roughly months ago.
Ei was just walking along Ritou, nothing but seeking peace in her mind. Which was quickly disrupted by ang angry shout, "IMPOSTOR!" a doushin yelled, what? What impostor was he talking about? It was when all eyes were on Ei when she realized he was talking about her.
Ei didn't care, seriously, she just continued to walk, ignoring the yells of false information. It was until a doushin stabbed her with his polearm, "Ah!" She exclaimed in slight pain, blood seeped through her clothes, though it stopped rather quickly, it didn't stop the visible stain of blood on her waist.
Tch, now they've done it. "You dare raise your weapons at the Shogun!?" She raised her voice, her voice was however, soft-spoken unlike the intimidating voice of her puppet shogun. "You don't even sound like the Shogun!" A nearby woman yelled, then screams of anger continue to bellow through Ritou. Ei being surrounded by the mob of people.
She didn't panick, why would she? What's a mob of people to a God anyways?
It didn't bother her.
Until a certain general showed up.
"Halt impostor!" Kujou Sara yelled, "How dare you steal the face of The Shogun!? You are coming with me!" She continued to yell before she tugged Ei's wrist.
"Such audacity to title me as an impostor" The air felt electrifying, the people around were terrified as they might have accidentally slandered the actual Shogun.
