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  Blackadder has a serious disdain for the selfie. He hates them with a passion and actively avoids them. In fact, he avoided them so fervently that word of this started spreading among the Royal Guards that he led. It started to become a sort of game to catch him in a selfie, but he was too on guard when awake to catch him in one, and he hardly ever slept because of his insomnia. Suddenly, one day, Muffet caught him in the common area, passed out on the couch while the majority of the guard was out on duty. She snagged a selfie with him and she won the game. Blackadder never found out what they were all laughing about when they saw him for a week afterward.