#reseti

▼: hello

▲: Hello.

▼: who are you

▲: The name's Resetti. Mr. Resetti.

▲: Have we...met before? At the...post office, perhaps?

▼: uh

▲: Yeah, whatever.

▲: Anyway, let me just say thanks for buying this game, SBURB

▼: yeah sure

▲: Um...on behalf of everyone at SBURB I...um...I... What was the next part?

▼: hell if i know

▲: Aw, forget it! That's enough

▲: Let's get down to business, whaddaya say? Because you may not know it, but you and I got issues to discuss.

▼: what what did i do

▲: First, let me just tell you what it is I'm doin' here. Just so there are no misunderstandings later on.

▲: You, my friend, reset your game, didn't you? Huh? Maybe on accident, maybe on purpose, but you scratched it.

▼: uh

▼: maybe

▲: What? Sorry, what was that? I didn't catch that last bit. Did you just say I'm right? You did what I said you did?

▲: Ah-HAH!!!

▼: uh

▲: All right, you listen and listen good, 'cause I get real angry when I gotta repeat stuff I gotta say.

▼: ok

▲: Resetting... It's like pressing an emergency call button. You press it and I gotta come read you the riot act. See?

▼: sort of sure

▲: I'm here to suggest that you try and play THIS game, SCRUB, without hitting RESET. Got it?

▼: no

▼: i play the games i want to play

▲: I know what you're thinking: "Whether I hit RESET or not should be up to me. After all, it's MY plaent n all

▲: Well, sorry. Rules are rules, OK? Know what I'm sayin'? Let's not make a big deal out of this. End of discussion.

▼: fuck you and your formality

▲: This bein' our first meeting, I'm gonna let you off easy. Think of this as a friendly warning from me to you.

▼: friendly warning my ass

▼: i do what i want

▲: You're foolin' yourself.

▲: That's...called life, and you best get used to it.

▼: no youre fooling yourself for believing ill listen to a douchebag

▲: Your attitude! It STINKS!

▲: You oughta be ashamed.

▼: fuck off bro

▲: Huh? What's that? Speak up, you reset-happy cheater!

▼: fuck

▼: off

▼: bro

▲: "BRO", this is just the kind of juvenile and disgustin' style of gameplay that we want you to avoid.

▲: I bet you're askin' yourself, "How much longer is this guy gonna go on?" You are, aren't you? Huh?

▼: yes

▲: After all the kindness I been showin' you... You go and stab me in the back. What would your bro say?

▼: hed say fuck off as well ok

▲: I'm wastin' my breath here, ain't I? I mean, look at you. You... You just don't listen. Is there somethin' about this you maybe don't understand? Or is it just that you don't care at all? Is that it?

▼: actually go fuck a smuppet would be the better term

▼: yeah i just dont give a fuck

▲: If you hadn't reset in the first place... ...you wouldn't be here getting your tail chewed off!

▲: OK, you ain't got a tail, but it's still your own fault.

▲: You know, comin' out here's no picnic for me, either. It really wears a mole out. You think I'm jokin'? Look at that tunnel, will ya? I have to dig one of those each and every time you reset! I'm only one mole!

▲: So how about you and I stop wastin' each other's time? Whaddaya say?

▲: NO MORE RESETTING!

▲: All right?

▲: We got an understanding?

▼: no

▲: WHAT?!? AARGH!!! You mockin' me?

▲: If that's how you wanna be, then you just earned yourself the chance to hear me again from the beginnin'!

▲: Yeah, you ain't laughin' now! You don't like that idea all that much, do ya, twerp?

▲: Well, I don't like it either!

▼: still i wont listen to you when you return but ok

▲: gonna sohorten this down for yer

▲: Resettin' is no good! Don't do it,!

▲: The Resettis suggest givin' up your resettin' ways..

▲: For health reasons.

▲: Got it?

▼: no

▼: what happens to my fucking health when i reset

▲: A calculated, cold-blooded act of villainy

▼: youre making no sense

▼: but why would i expect sense from a fucking mole

▲: all right that dose it

▲: No more of your worthless, I'm-sorry-Mr.-Resetti garbage. Now you're gonna have to say EXACTLY what I tell you to!

▲: You screw it up, you do it again!

▲: other wise i aint leavin

▲: Yeah, that'll work.

▼: but i never said i was sorry

▲: You ready? Here goes...

▼: no

▼: dont

▲: Say "Yes, boss!"!

▼: no

▼: never

▲: Wrong!

▼: right

▲: Nope!

▼: yep

▲: No way, twerp!

▲: Do it over! Try again!

▲: You ready? Here goes...

▼: fuck off mole

▲: Say "Yes, boss!"

▼: do you want me to reset my game again

▲: Graahh!!!

▲: Stop

▼: no

▲: jerkin'

▲: my chain!!!

▼: im jerking it

▼: it actually feels good aw yeah

▼: now go away

▲: Now you're gonna have to say EXACTLY what I tell you to! You screw it up, you do it again! other wise i aint leavin

▼: oh my god

▲: i hate repeatin my self kid

▼: same here

▼: go

▲: Say "Yes, boss!

▼: away

▼: no

▲: and i'll go

▼: no

▼: it will be a cold day in hell when i say that

▲: blue in the face... ...and you still don't get it!!! What's wrong with you?!?

▼: go fuck your mole buddies ok

▼: or youre calmer bro

▲: Don't give me any lip!

▲: You're the one causin' all the problems...

▼: there wouldnt be any problems if you left me the fuck alone

▲: You! Idiot!

▼: you douchebag

▲: Whoa! ......I never noticed before, but you got some real nice eyes. Yeah, real hypnotic...

▲: Lemme tell you something, dickhead. This ain't about you, personally, but more about the world in general.

▲: People see somethin' they don't wanna see, and for whatever reason, they pretend they don't see nothin'.

▲: People see a problem they don't wanna deal with, and they pretend they're too busy to be bothered.

▲: This...sort of tendency...is spreadin' like a disease.

▲: It's real tragic to say, but that's the world we live in.

▼: uh

▲: Don't that seem sorta...

▲: all messed up to you?

▼: uh sure

▲: I mean, closin' your eyes, hopin' that all the bad stuff is just gonna go away and not bother you no more?

▲: That's...that's what babies do.

▲: You hearin' me? Infants.

▼: i know what babies are

▲: You got no manners at all, you thumb-suckin' twerp!!!

▼: i dont suck my thumb

▲: Graaahhh!!!

▲: That's it!

▲: It's go time!

▼: im laughing at your misery

▲: This mole's had ENOUGH!

▲: Time to pay the piper!

▼: uh

▲: My patience gauge is now officially on EMPTY!!!

▲: And the anger gauge is WAY in the red zone!

▼: could you get any cheesier

▲: You and you're smug little devil-may-care attitude

▼: dont have a stroke grandpa

▲: I'm gonna

▲: YOWWW!

▲: Urk.

▼: uh

▲: Blood pressure...skyrocketing...

▼: good for you

▲: Phew...

▲: I'm not supposed to get so worked up, you know.

▼: im not supposed to get so annoyed

▼: but here we are

▲: My doctor, she warned me about this kinda stuff...

▲: Well!

▲: That's it!

▲: No more!

▲: I'm done for today.

▲: I'm goin' home.

▼: great

▲: Tryin' to keep you in check is bad for my health.

▲: No more resetting. I'm serious, here.

▼: ok ill try to reset as soon as possible

▲: For those people who get their feelin's bruised easily, I gotta apologize in advance. Just deal with it, OK?

▲: The deal is, I get paid to be nasty. Crazy world, huh? Ha ha ha ha ha!!

▲: So, uh... Yeah. Here's hoping I don't have to come see you no more.

▼: your job sucks

▲: Next time you see me, I'm gonna be wearing my angry hat. And lemme tell you, it's one ugly hat

▼: wow

▼: im so threatened

▲: Trust me on this one. When I get my motor goin', you'll be here a while.

▲: Oh, yeah, and one last thing:

▲: Take a bath!

▼: no

▲: You got it?

▼: no

▲: Now...

▲: SCRAM!

▼: fuck you mole