#reride elevator lady

Elevator Lady: Hello, Conan. I love you. Conan, blushing: AH!! *Starts pushing Player 1/Olivia away* Let’s get out of here before Elevator Lady gets FRISKY!

Elevator Lady: I believe there's a whole bag!

(Day 93) Elevator Lady: I cannot let you escape, Zorthrax. I am adding another demon core to your confinement until you calm down. Zorthrax: *Eldritch Screaming* (Elevator Lady is unfazed)

Elevator Lady: I keep cursing in Ice Cream Flavors, and Tyler has told me to stop. (The next day) Elevator Lady: Update; I still haven’t stopped. Studio Announcer: How do you curse in Ice Cream Flavors…? Elevator Lady: “WHAT THE MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP DID YOU SAY TO ME, PUNK?! I’LL KICK YOUR ROCKY ROAD AND THEN PUNCH THE EVER-LOVING STRAWBERRY CHEESECAKE OUTTA YOU!!!” Production Assistant: …Holy FUDGE.

(Elevator Lady, Sam Feeley, and the Studio Announcer/Buzz Lippman are talking to each other. Zorthrax sees them.) Zorthrax: Oooo, what’cha guys doin- (Elevator Lady turns around, her eyes are sparkling.) Zorthrax: AHHH! Elevator Lady: *Approaches Zorthrax* Hello there, you! It’s so good to see you again! c: Zorthrax: *has Vietnam flashbacks of when she exorcised them* Elevator Lady: Still playing with the dark arts? c: Zorthrax: Eh, YEAH- NO- M-MAYBE? Elevator Lady: *giggles* PLAYTIME’S OVER. c:< Zorthrax: *Shudders* (Sam and the Studio Announcer/Buzz are watching in the back) Studio Announcer/Buzz: …Romance. Sam: HUH?!

(Elevator Lady is sitting criss-cross applesauce, surrounded by salt) Conan: Why are you sitting in a circle of salt? Elevator Lady: Oh. My partner’s a demon, and I’m mad at them. Conan: Oh no! Zorthrax: HRRAGH! You can’t sit inside that barrier forever! (Conan steps back, trembling) Elevator Lady: YOU STOP DOING YOUR BLOOD HARVESTS AND *THEN* WE’LL TALK!

Elevator Lady: Do you have anything you want to say to women? Phil: I’m sorry, women.

Great news! I’m now working on my Elevator Lady interp! Would you like to see the sketch, or wait until the color’s been added?