#requiemverse

no more daddy’s little girl

HIII OMG OKIE we need to hang out again ANYWAYS

CYRUS!!!!

• favorite thing - how he really does gaf even if he pretends not to . it’s so special to me. the give a gafer

• least favorite thing - how he disappears basically in d/p if i remember correctly. at least platinum gave an explanation

• favorite line - i like a lot of them but i like in platinum when he’s like “pardon me. step aside” like wtf are you so polite for

• brOTP - him + his commanders, him and cynthia, him and dawn

• OTP - him and cynthia

• nOTP - him and any of his commanders, him and dawn/lucas/children (obviously)

• random headcanon - BOMB ASS RIBCAGE SCARS FROM BEING PULLED INTO THE DISTORTION WORLD . they hurt like a motherfucker but it looks cool at least

• unpopular opinion - HE DOES CARE ABOUT HIS COMMANDERS. I WILL NOT TAKE ANYTHING ELSE.

• song - 64 little white things by cake bake betty

• fav pic

Cade: *gets hit by a chalupa* WHO JUST ASSAULTED ME WITH A CHALUPA?!

Megaton: YOU DONT HAVE A SPARKMATE!!

Cade: YEAH, THATS WHY I FUCKED YOURS!!

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Izzy: Sqweeks, I know your a skinky little piss baby and your Dad died faster then my parents getting hit by a missile. Despite the fact we’re both parentless children, I’m going to need you to get it together and GET OUT OF THE BATHTUB!!

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Tessa: MAMA TRIED TO RAISE A LADY, BUT DADDY WON. HE RAISED A LADY WHO DOESNT TAKE SHIT! *Shots down a pretender with a Gun*

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Cogman, ealks into the chaos in the base: What on earth is going in the House of Commons?!

Lennox: Fucking Whirl happened

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Crosshairs: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.

Bumblebee: Thank Primus

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Cade: That's greatly offensive to my people.

Vivian: College dropouts?

Cade: Fuck you.

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Sunstreaker, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Hound: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

Hound:

Hound: It's perfume.

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Cade: My husband is wearing a fucking suit for his Therapy appointment.

Optimus: It’s a important event!

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Optimus: Did it hurt when you fell-

Cade: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Optimus: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Cade: ...

Optimus: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Drift: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Crosshairs asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Crosshairs: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Drift, already taking off his clothes: Primus, Cross, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Optimus: Please, I’m begging you go to Ambulon…