#renskall

"Iskall's thigh is... juicy"

ren/martyn: it's fine and it's cool until springtime comes and there's a melancholy in the tepid, humid air that clings to your skin and clogs up your lungs. and it's really fine until you start planting carrots again in the way he did and you realise all the small moments in your life have been defined by those few months you spent with him. there's a before and an after. his influence has melted so casually in your daily life that you don't realise it. it takes years for the intensity and absence to sink in even though it's always been there. and you finally understand. what you felt on those carrot fields was love. (note the past tense. note that you're a liar.)

ren/doc: words cannot describe what happened in that damned van. they're not husbands, they're FREAKS. they almost wish they did romantic shit like stargazing and going on dates but it's just a lot of being cooped up in the tiny van and the intimacy of repairing each other's prosthetics and lying in the same bed and staring at each other for hours while listening to nothing but the hum of the air conditioner and each other's breathing. because they're "bros".

ren/cleo: they practice "on and off platonic smooching". whatever that even means. physically affectionate to the point of being disgusting. they can stop and start back again at any time but somehow it's healthy. despite all the intense pda and cuddling and shit, no one emerges emotionally devastated. their dms are just spamming heart emojis.

ren/false: he's been lowkey crushing on her for so long he's genuinely forgotten about it. from her point of view, he's been acting this way around her since forever so she's also forgotten about it. they exist in this miraculous and meticulous limbo in which no one crosses a line because they don't think about it. they have the keys to each other's bases and water each other's flowers. one day they wake up and make each other breakfast and look out at their beautiful mess of a shared garden because it's their sixtieth day of accidental cohabitation and go "how did we get here again".

Iskall: Stop calling me bro, I’m tryna kiss you!

Ren: Bro tell me who that’s for, who are you trying to get with bro?

Iskall:

1. “Darkness”

Grian couldn't breath correctly. He kept hyperventilating, his vision blurred, and he felt a sharp pain in his chest. Why? Why must this happen to me?

2. The Benefits of Dehydration

"I think Mumbo's probably still looking for you, y'know" he jokes. "Ughhhhh i don't wanna gOoo" "Grian you have to at some point"

3. No I’m Not

The night proceeded normally.

If you count all the lights being on and no one sleeping, normal.

4. Reunited

It was hopeless. He was far away already and Grian didn't know what just happened. He decided to enter Hermitcraft, and go sit in his base for a bit to process what happened. He didn't even bother reading the messages on his communicator.

5. Race Against the Clock

I hate my life.

Okay that's a little much, but I hate this disease.

Yea that's better.

6. Heather

"Iskall... would you like to dance with me?" Ren nervously asks him. It hurts to see, but even though I'm saddened by it I'm happy for Ren. "Yes of course!" Iskall perks up.

7. New Years

"Why am I even going to a New Years party?" Grian groans. "Because it's fun. And I want cookies" scar answers him, as if he was ready to say 'I told you so' once Grian goes and enjoys it. (By force if needed.)

8. Sleepover

"So uh my kitchen's on fire."

"Grian... are you serious?" I could hear him trying to stifle a laugh. "eee-yep" I answered. "Alright I'll come over and help you put it out" and with that he hung up.

9. Our Spot

"Doc!" I screamed happily without thinking about anything else in that moment. "dude, did you decorate this!?"

"Uhm.. yeah! I did!"

"This is awesome! Why did you though?" I continued, slowly walking away in awe.

10. Two all-nighters

It was an odd sort of curse the terraformer had, but every night that he had a nightmare he'd come to Grian and feel better.

11. Chase With Fear

She rang the doorbell and heard Enid's mom yell for Enid to get it. "Ugh okay" Enid replied. She opened the door and started with, "if you're looking for Lucille Sinclair, you're at the wrong house," she sounded annoyed.

12. Operation EX

Renskall:

Fress

ZIT:

Rendoc:

Gridoc:

Grenpulse:

Gren:

Anyone with Xisuma: