#remus would

Sirius: *clings to Remus' arm affectionately* Remus, my darling, my sweety, my moonbeam, would you make a distraction so that James and I could place this Skunk-lizard in Slughorn's desk drawer? Remus: *tapping his chin* Hm, I don't know... Sirius: *pouting* But Moonpie, you're the best at distractions. Remus: I'm not sure... Sirius: *wiggles his eyebrows* How about I reward you afterwards? Remus: Well, in that case, I'll do it. James: *whispering* You would have said yes with no convincing whatsoever, right? Remus: *grinning* Oh, absolutely.

Peter and Remus definitely play my singing monsters

You know something’s wrong when a five hour shift decimates your back and legs so bad it’s hard to breathe.

When the func has… a corner

Tummy hurts but we ball.