#robin asks

@therealson

@therealson

I MESSED UP

BAD

I STOLE A TARDIS AND I SWEAR I ONLY WANTED TO GO FOR A QUICK TRIP BUT SOMETHING GOT IN THE WAY AND LANDING IS HARDER THAN ITS DESCRIBED IN BOOKS AND NOW THE TARDIS IS BROKEN AND I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM—

( @just-a-random-robin , Robin I )

a blonde bimbo that doesn’t do anything.

would treat her depression, relationship and substance abuse, co-dependency tendencies as if they’re cured over night just because she got a boyfriend. never bring it up again.

never explicit say or show she’s bisexual. it’s all ✨subtext✨. hell, they’d probably make her straight because d*sney fucking sucks at representation

make her the comedic relief. she’s a character of the audience and will ask questions that the audience will be wondering about. maybe cracking a joke here and there to ease the seriousness.

her relationship with sam will never be shown, just mentioned offhandedly since interracial ships aren’t “interesting” enough to show development. 

they’d make her a recurring character that doesn’t have any impact to any of the characters. it’s not like her friendship with dom or relationship with sam are at all important or anything? or even her dynamic with steve rogers and how their fallout in endgame symbolizes the lost of hope of the people towards the avengers?? nope? doesn’t mean anything.

they’d make her stupid. sure, she’s not the smartest person in the world, but they’d constantly make her look like an idiot. she can’t be smart and pretty, you gotta be one.

oh yesss, my baby robin. lowkey been inspired by the princess diaries because its been one of my fave book ever. but like, very slightly. also, this is non spoilery on robin’s parents hehe.

robin’s been raised by her mom and dad in new york city, probs in brooklyn cause i love that part of nyc. her dad always travelled a lot but she never found it odd since she was used to it. her mom is a psychologist at her private highschool, and also teach self defense to women.

then at her eighteen birthday as robin was ready to go off college to study something related to litterature or history. except that she learns that she’s actually a literal princess of a small country and that its expected of her to be the regent/next queen. like, her parents are basically the kate and william of the country except that they never truly reign nor wanted their kid to know about this. mostly to protect robin from the hard life that came from being a royal so they hid it from  her till she was old enough to understand.

robin was lost, to say the list so she chose to try the royal life for the summer and if it was fun at first to attend parties, the huge castle and all that jazz, then it became downright awful. she couldn’ truly be herself, it was expected of her to 24/7 perfect and the pressure was way too high for her. so robin’s ready to quite but also, lowkey feel like she can’t escape from her responsabilities because that’s how her parents raised her.

also, the revelation of her being a literal princess created a lot of mess with her friends. like, robin’s barely had time to talk to them and they felt neglected, including her boyfriend aka jason. truly, it was a mess and its lowkey put a strain on friendship, especially with her closest friends aka best friend, talia and selena.

robin is the opposite of what her grandmother expect. she swears a lot, she loathes dress and skirts and would rather wear her jeans with her leather jacket. she doesn’t have any filter, can read her emotion on her face and would casually drop any reference to naruto she can. also, thinks that memes are reasonable answer. but also, robin can be really smart and truly care about people so it’s not like she’s plain and simple dumb. robin was just raised to be herself, not some princess shit.

@therealson