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I once had a dream an anonymous new music artist released a very eerie song that went like āI could (???) you a sploinky... you could see now my nose bleeds...ā and it INSTANTLY became #1 on all the big music charts and all these hackers all over the world were participating in the āsploink huntā where they all tried to trace where the song was uploaded from to figure out who the anonymous artist was like finding the IP and geographical info and shit and then it turned out to be deadmau5 trying out a new backup online presence
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I don't know if there's still any Merlin fans out there, but do you remember-
When Uther married a troll and Kilgarrah just. Laughed.
Hard.
did i ever tell you guys about the time some middle management asshole ājokedā about technicians not deserving their jobs to the faces of a pair of digitization techs during my first week with the company
so i was in the middle of training on the automated scanning system at the east coast HQ, and someone from the west coast HQ was giving someone else a tour of the scanning studio
she comes over to me and the tech training me, and we were likeĀ āhi how are youā and she just straight up looked right through us, no handshake, no greeting, no introductions, just turned to the person she was giving the tour and was likeĀ āand this is one of the automated systems we use for rapid scanning, and a few of our digitization techs. ...iām not sure why we need people running it if itās automated.ā and then she kinda laughed
and the tech training me was likeĀ āhaha well no book is bound perfectly, and we have to be here to make sure the books donāt get damaged and the pages all scan correctlyā
the middle management asshole got this sour look on her face and was likeĀ āi guessĀ that makes sense,ā and just kept fuckin walking
fun fact: i think about that every single time the stupid idiot nonsentient machine makes an error and misses a page or pulls up an extra page or crinkles the edge of one, but nooooooooo itās ~automated who needs to pay techs to do their job right