So i forget what i tagged this as last time I did it so I can’t find the old format but time for more random obscure facts about one of my OCs!
Gonna go with Relms this time because dunmer babs need more love
1. He has a really dumb “Solstheim” accent. And I put this in air quotes because i realize it is just terribly butchered cockney, the kind you hear the random henchmen some incredibly british evil villain in some spy movie would have.
2. He was supposed to be a badass heartless assassin, but I couldn’t think of any dramatic one-liners for him offing people, so I just started stalling myself by talking way too much. This eventually just...stuck as a permanent thing he does. Nuffin Puhsunal.
3. He carries a bit of extra weight in his midsection, which he blames on too much red meat. It is so much easier to get in Skyrim, and he definitely enjoys that.
4. Good Morrowind booze is, however, much harder to get, and he pretty much hates Nord mead (or as he calls it in private, pisswater). This may be a good thing, otherwise he would be drinking far more often.
5. He has a tendency to think every living thing is “koinda cute, innit?” much to the chagrin of literally everyone who has been around him for five minutes or more.
6. Despite being a Dark Brotherhood member, he could care less about the whole night mother thing. He was technically raised Morag Tong, but since they are practically defunct he ended up with the assassin’s guild that could actually afford to pay. He knows his father would gut him on the spot if he found out his career choice though.
7. He has technically never set foot in mainland Morrowind, but if he were born 5 years sooner he would have gotten to see Balmora at least. Too bad Vivec’s floating city fell into the Red Mountain, causing it to explode into a cataclysmic volcanic eruption and then the Argonians to the South taking revenge for years of slavery by marching against those who were left and taking the ruined Morrowind for themselves...
8. Speaking of which, Argonians are the only race he can’t really tolerate. He calls them “giant lizuhds”. As for those Argonians in the Dark Brotherhood, they’ve “earned” people status at least.
9. He absolutely loves cooking, it is his favorite hobby and someone has to keep all the little dark and broody assassin types fed. He dads all the little babby assassins to death.
10. He has a little brother named Enthadas, and if they were standing next to each other you probably couldn’t tell they were related. Relms takes after their father, a rather stocky and burly creature, while Enthadas looks more willowy and lithe.