#relatable maybe?

Anyways, huzzah to letting myself share my opinions about random shit. The internet is more fun when I don’t convince myself I must be a hermit, collecting all of the content I like and never talking to anyone.

Disappoint your parents speedrun (any percent)

we made out behind the haunted circus tent... and you were an evil vampire... and also my boss and I kinda actually sold my soul to you... and we were both girls... haha, just kidding... unless..?

How others actually view me: ????

but hey I’ve been seeing these around and I figured I’d make one!!

"Like and reblog my posts! Send me asks! I have turned off my notifications because there's too much going on!"

And those are the days when you feel the need to tell the world about it. Stay tuned to keep up with updates of how I learned more cuss words, and went from thinking everyone mispelled organism when I read orgasm (*shudder* both of these events happened on the day I joined wattpad *shudder* recommend it though) to becoming the person who the class came to ask the meaning of the really complicated ones (come on, dickwad is making it complicated for no reason) and teaching everyone assbutt - because when English is not everyone's first language, but you learn the language better than everyone else from an iconic show such as Supernatural - you must propagate the assbutt.