#regis headcanons

Regis x reader x Dettlaff

Mostly Regis smut hcs

My friends and us being horny on main for Vampire dilfs

Regis headcanons and things for rp

Warnings: Mentions on blood consumption

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My Regis is in the timeline of the blood and wine dlc. I'm flexible with the timezones; before Geralt comes over and the ending but I only accept the ending where Dettloff lives. ✌

Regis has tattoos, like a full-body, I know this isn't really a new hc. But I really like it.

After his "death" Regis is warier of others. A lot warier over witches and mages. Though good at masking it.

I support vampire mythology, which means it'll apply to Regis.

Examples:

Shapeshifting into a wolf or bat.

Some form of telepathy/ mind control

Misting physically and legit going through things

Extreme strength and speed

There's probably more but I'm lazy. 😔

He does have a lot of human habits, and that's canon. And he has dated many before, I believe a Bruxa which became an innkeeper and a succubus.

Natanis, succubus form the book which seemed more like a fling in away. I can see them still being friends though.

The lady of the night, a Bruxa or higher vampier (the witcher wiki puts her as a Bruxa), that owns a brothel. An in-game lover, but I'm sure they have broken up. At least during his blood lust, and haven't seen her since.

But he's Bi, and race doesn't bug him.

And no he hasn't dated Dettlaff, that's his blood brother and just that.

He still has Draakul and kept the pun as his name.

Regis does still speak in his native tongue, and often! Since he's usually by himself or with other fellow vampires, he'll often speak in vampiric. And yes, he does to himself quite a bit, it helps him to focus.

Occasionally likes a good pun.

Vampires are a smart race but more in tune with nature, and yes more animalistic but with time, they can fit in the human world. But because of their hormones, they do attract lesser vampires and animals. So most try to hide behind the perfume. But Regis makes his own perfume AND lotions. Actually, Dettlaff and other higher vampires go to him for his perfumes and lotions at times.

Another thing about hormones, vampires like to rub their scent on their lovers like animals would mark territory. Typically kissing lovers necks and rubbing their faces there too. Since their stronger glands are on their face. And this is actually in couraged in vampire culture, I mean it's weird for humans. But vampires do it a lot to each other, we'll lovers that is. And Regis would do this, just a bit, not too much. Just a force of habit and long tradition. But it's also more of a trust thing, just like kissing your wrist.

He has big habits where he just doesn't eat, drink or sleep for days, maybe weeks. Hos vampire peers check in on him and force him to so he doesn't get weak. Though he does take care of himself most of the time he's become a workaholic and just simply forgets. Plus he's gotten more use to the hunger.

Sometimes just wonders into towns or cities, goes shopping and ends up making friends. Totally gets the friend bargain price.

I know Regis is hella stubborn in the books by continuing to help Geralt.

Helping out didn't start as his first metal in his younger years. Now he carries it proudly and enjoys spreading kindness. Never thought he'd enjoy it, being helpful and being needed but he does.

He also enjoys being a prankster once and awhile. Though typically sticks with humorous sarcasm.

interview the muse || accepting

“ To me? Well, I suppose so - it is mine. I was born with it, have lived and died with it, so naturally, it holds some attachment... but I admit it holds more weight than is comfortable. I was given a name with strength and dignity, which I, to be frank, pissed away in my younger years, and found it henceforth tainted by misdeed and infamy. It is why I chose to adopt my second name following my rebirth, hoping - perhaps foolishly - that by shedding the name under which I had erred I could distance myself and grow anew.

Alas, it never does, and even now to hear Emiel can leave a bitter taste, depending on who speaks it. Regis is... better, though the literal translation still makes me laugh. King, can you imagine it? Being named King? I can, and it never fails to be ridiculous. Ah, what lofty ambitions my mother had for me... I can at least hope to hold to some of those ideals, so that her effort was not a complete waste.

-no sense of direction. at all. he doesn’t know where anything is.

-needs to be taught how maps work.

-would probably have long flowing locks of hair well into his 50′s were it not for him being king and needing to look “regal”

-yellow tail malbec and pringles now endorsed by King Regis.

-KINGLES (I like to imagine they are pringles with a crown stamped on them)

-”where is this cat? how small is this cat?” “IT’S THE SIZE OF A CAT, REGIS.”

-”the fishing spot is on the dock” ”I was just on the dock!” “the other dock” “what other dock?” “THE ONE WITHOUT A RESTAURANT ON IT.”

-drunk fishing in the middle of the night.

-Regis can’t fucking fish.

-bEING DRUNK DOESN’T HELP.

-drunk singing.

-surprisingly good drunk singing.

-stand by me sung as a lullaby to noctis.

-Regis singing stand by me in general