Today on the misadventures of a ragtag group that always picks up randoms, we didn't pick up a random. Not for lack of trying. I tried. I tried to befriend a Kobold because that's what I do. I did manage to befriend our now employer? Or the underling to the employer at least. We were kidnapped by military people, broken out by other people, and asked to retrieve a magical head from an old mine. Don't trust these new people either, but at least I befriended one in case shit gets bad. So we are in the mine (A MINEEEEEE) and we break open a chest and it had bags of marbles and we were all really happy. And then a spider attacked. And then we killed it. So we left to go look around more, killed some Kobolds, felt bad because we realized we might be getting tricked into doing this. Highlights: Sleeping in front of the Altar of Honesty instead of sleeping in the same room as Lank, the guy my character most dislikes because he calls her Sweetcheeks. Critical success on befriending the dude who helped smuggle us away. Marblessssss. Blue liquid in a vial and obsidian loot. Lank lighting a giant spider on fire. Attempting to befriend a Kobold and then killing that same Kobold a minute later. Falling over because of critical fails on attacks.