Mecha Man released a merch line and there’s an unexpected model 😳 It’s a surprise for Robert too.
~*~
“-echa Man! Jeez folks, we broke him and we just got him back too. Mecha Man?”
“Sorry. Yeah.” Robert says automatically.
“Seems like this one made quite the impression. Can you tell us what you’re thinking? Good feelings? Bad feelings? It’s certainly an evocative picture.”
“Uh,” Robert’s mind is completely blank. “Well, that’s my boyfriend. And I did not know he was doing this shoot. So.”
For a moment, the studio is so quiet he can hear someone - probably Nicole from SDN marketing - drop something that sounds expensive and electronic backstage. Then everything erupts into noise.
~*~ And the alt version under the cut! Because let’s be real, this is too PG for Bae’s tastes - he’s got a boyfriend to terrorize.
