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TW: Scopophobia!!!

Little Mac: Yes. Mac has the innocent eyes of someone who has never strugged with sleep in their life.

Doc Louis: Possibly not? It's a toss-up between whether Doc has dark circles or just hyperpigmentation.

Glass Joe: Absolutely not. Joe looks like he has seen hell and has eyebags that suggest he never sleep because he saw hell.

Von Kaiser: I'm not sure. Kaiser has these dark patches under his eyes on his Contender model, but not on his Title Defence model. Maybe he manged to get his sleep schedule under control between Contender Mode and Title Defence Mode.

Disco Kid: Definitely. Disco probably has the second best sleep schedule out of everyone.

King Hippo: I... don't know. Hippo's has that strip around his eyes, so it's hard to tell. But! If we're going off his Condender mode slideshow, Hippo is implied to go to sleep at a reasonable hour. So, my answer is yes!

Piston Hondo: 100%. Hondo has the best sleep schedule out of everyone.

Bear Hugger: Totally not. Bear stays up at unreasonable hours doing random side quests in the woods.

Great Tiger: No. Tiger does not strike me as someone who gets enough sleep.

Don Flamenco: It's unclear. Don doesn't seem like the type to not sleep well and yet he has these dark circles. I think it's just hyperpigmentation.

Aran Ryan: Pffft, you're on your own with this one. Aran's sleeping habbits are a total mystery to me.

Soda Popinski: Nah. Soda probably has caffine in his soda.

Bald Bull: I doubt it. Bull probably gets heckled all night by paparazzi.

Super Macho Man: Naw, man. Macho totally stays up all night partying.

Mr. Sandman: No, but he can always get worse. I think Sandy's dark circles got bigger between Contender Mode and Title Defence Mode. He was probably so focused on defeating Little Mac that he couldn't sleep.

Referee: Nope. And seeing the shit he has to put up with on the regular, who could blame him?

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