Bones/Pink

His name actually is Aran O‘Ryan.

Poooosibly inbred…

Schizophrenic and has ADHD.

I feel like Aran is either very cagey and standoffish with his sexuality, or very loud n proud about it. And he’s either gay or pan, but he doesn’t put a label on it.

Had some trouble gaining weight when he was younger because of genetics.

Has a very strong immune system because he got sick all the time when he was a kid.

Bites popsicles.

Definitely drank when he was underage.

Will call people slurs.

Always has a very messy living space. Aran’s favourite alcohol is Guinness (duh), but also likes fruity, more “feminine” drinks.

Has a really good sense of taste.

When he was a young teenager, Aran had long hair. One day, it got caught on some farming equipment and got a lot of it ripped out. This lowkey scarred him for life, so now he cuts his own hair and is weird around other people messing with it.

Oh yeah, and he chose that specific fuckass hairstyle because he still wants it to be long, but also does want it “in the way” of anything.

Really appreciates his fans.

Good friends with Soda Popinski.

Collected bottle caps when he was younger.

Loves Pitbulls and had one growing up.

Aran has a massive soft spot for little kids (but not in a sus way, in a brotherly/paternal way).

Is really bad at reading peoples tones of voice (I’m not projecting, you’re projecting >:().

Aran likes to graffiti and is honestly not that bad an artist.

Has a few piercings.

Does not stop making deez nuts jokes.

Uses a fuckton of hair gel.

Aran smells really weird. Like, it’s a mix of hair gel, general man stank, alcohol, mud, illegal substances and some metallic undertones (it’s unknown whether it’s from horseshoes or blood).

He bites people as a way of showing that he really likes them.

Doesn’t really know what religion he believes in.

Most of his pants are ripped.

Swears like a sailor.

Aran is a lot more calm and chill when he’s drunk, believe it or not.

Is a really good dancer.

An insanely fast runner.

His body is always really warm (he’s a big soft space heater ^ω^).

Caffeine does not affect Aran for some reason.

Is really superstitious when it comes to luck.

Types with absolutely atrocious grammar.

Does not have a good memory.

Aran doesn’t really take care of himself that well.

Secretly really touch starved but would never admit it.

Aran grew up on a sheep farm, so stuff made from wool is weirdly nostalgic for him.

Has Pica.

His humor has not evolved since he was 13.

Used to trespass onto building sites when he was a boy.

Aran cannot sit in a chair correctly.

Gets sunburnt really easily.

Will eat anything and everything, he’s a literal garbage guts.

Absolutely terrorises people in any game with an online feature.

Aran likes to smack bald people’s heads.

Dresses in a kind of a punkish way.

Extrovert.

Has a homoerotic frenemy-ship with Don Flamenco.

Aran loves getting tickled.

His music taste consists of old Irish country music and 90s rock/metal.

Loves rats.

Will prank anybody. Does not GAF.

Really liked football and rugby growning up.

Fucking HATED school.

Gets bored really easily.

Aran believes in the supernatural. Claims he’s seen multiple mythical creatures.

Does not like black cats :(

Definitely went to jail before.