We just had our last day of animation on Scoob. One of the toughest projects Iāve worked on, but also one of the most rewarding! Iām gonna miss animating this guy, but I think Iām ready for a new project. Iāll see you again May 15th Scooby!Ā
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I know that Iām gonna get some people saying āHey, donāt compare them! They did a good job conveying two different stories, donāt be spiteful to one over the other!ā and thatās a good point. I didnāt even intend on watching them back to back at first.
However, I needed a cleanser after the three straight Open Season movies Iād watched, and it made more sense to me to rewatch TBoL and to⦠first-watch Coco since they were both about the same holiday. So, worry not. Iāll get it over with quick in the beginning.
Letās start! (obvious spoilers for both movies)
The Book of Life was practically strangled to death before its time by the multiple years in production until it was finally accepted by ReelFX. The creative minds behind the project were native Mexicans Jorge Gutierrez and Sandra Gutierrez, famous for such projects as El Tigre, Carmen Got Expelled, and with resident fish-kisser Guillermo Del Toro working as producer, they could finally bring their idea to fruition.
Then Lee Unkrich went to Mexico on holiday, mentioned sugar skulls to his higher-ups, and Pixar immediately grabbed him by the throat and said, āDUDE MAKE A MOVIE.ā DisNepotism at its finest.
Of course, Disney proceeded to screw themselves over so hard they practically ripped their metaphorical cocks off when they tried to trademark DIA LOS MUERTOS so that no icky DreamWorks producer could get their paws on it. The blatancy of this dick movie rightfully pissed off about a million Latino people (Mexican or otherwise) and Disney realized that maybe they had the wrong priorities. In order to assuage the backlash, they threw about six Mexican creators at the script and creative departments and begged them to sew up the Austria-sized fuckup.
Coco now sits as the highest animated film of all time in Mexico. Iād say they helped a lot.
PROS
The Book of Life:
God, the voice acting is amazing. How the hell they got Channing Tatum in this, Iāll never know, but he nails his lines like heās not even trying. Kate Del Castillo and Diego Luna are my two favorites, though, considering they dual-dubbed La Muerte and Manolo in both English and Latin American Spanish. This line in particular always gets me.
I adore the puppets as a framing device. Thereās just something so cool about it, especially with how characters like Xibalba and the Candlemaker interact with them.
The Mariachi brothers physically roll around sometimes instead of walking.
Both versions of Manoloās love song are gorgeous and sweet. Theyāre a welcome addition to the jukebox musical style of the rest.
Placido Domingo as Manoloās disabled, opera-singing, bullfighter great-grandpa.
*chuckles* āThey crushed our dreams!ā
Manoloās mom is so darling, you guys.
āBeing bullfighters, we often flirt with death.ā āAnd thatās why thereās so many of you down here.ā
Xibalba, the god of evil, pigging out on a giant table of food and causally telling Manolo thatās heās been completely screwed over.
Somethingās oddly funny about the fact that Chakalās got a giant, untouched drawing of the medal in his Cave Oā Death.
āHey! My arthritis is gone!ā
āHello⦠puddle.ā
Manoloās mom bitchslapping Chakal.
The scene where Manolo apologizes to all the bulls his family killed, and the way the bull just clams down and dissolves into marigolds, like its soul was just put to rest.
Luchadore Priest. Hell, just the whole fight scene.
The kiss between Manolo and Maria, not helped by the fact I though he was flipping Chakal off during it instead of raising a finger.
āMen! Typical.ā I love that delivery. āWELP, SAW THIS SHIT COMINā.ā
The little goth kid passing out when La Muerte undisguises herself.
Coco:
Again, the voice acting, fucking astounding. Props goes to Gael Garcia Benal, he pulls off his character so well! Disney/Pixar movies have sort of been lackluster with their voice acting (with a few exceptions) but this one was perfect.
*flashback to Ernesto getting flattened under a bell* āI wanna be just like him!ā
āMiguel, vitamins are real.ā āWell, now Iām thinking they might be!ā
Hectorās facial expressions are so good, you guys.
Actually, I want to talk more about this. Not just him, but all the physical comedy with the skeletons. Like, they way they detach their limbs or heads, itās so animated and weird. Reminds me of old cartoons.
If someone told me they watched this movie for Hector, Iād support them.
āThose arenāt the words!ā āThere are children present.ā
I donāt care if all the acts were meant to be bad on purpose, I thought they were cute.
āBring back the singing dogs!ā
Seriously, the body language is incredible. Gael must have been having the time of his life recording this.
āHAVE YOU MET MY GRANDSON?ā
āI hope you die very soon!ā
Ernestoās twist villainy is better than Big Hero Six and Frozen combined, fight me.
In fact, itās the only way the villainy would have worked. Dammit, Disney! You made it look lazy!
Holy fuck, he just fell over. Thatās⦠jarring.
Art theft is bad, you guys.
*sobbing*
*LOUDER SOBBING*
Awww! Sheās dead! Wait, that sounds bad.
CONS
You scrolled down here for the negativity, didnāt you?
Book of Life: This movie gets shorter every time I watch it. Not kidding. Maybe itās because Iām used to all the plot beats and twists. But⦠why is it soooo short?! Even like, two more scenes could have helped it along. I NEED MORE.
Coco: The inclusion of Frida Kahlo. This one kinda doesnāt count, but it does annoy me that she was used as just a quirky side-character, which is a huge slap in the face for all that sheād done as an artist and an activist. Ā The gag at the beginning with Hector wasnāt that bad, but if I couldāve changed it, Iād put the guy who invented Alebrijes in her place, Pedro Linares. Youād only have to do a little bit of tweaking, the Rivera family would dress as a giant Alebrije puppet to get backstage instead, Hector could disguise himself as one to sneak past Ernestoās guards, and we could have this scene.
Ernesto: Ah, excuse me, sir! The stage is that way.
Hector: *takes off mask*
Ernesto: Hector. Youāve gotten back into performing, I see.
And now, for some rapid-fire nitpicks if that wasnāt enough negativity for you.
Why does the museum have a trick wall? Is it always there, or just there when La Muerte needs it? Is this their day job, or did they shapeshift into actual museum workers? Whereās Joaquinās Mom? If sheās alive, why is she neglecting a child to live out in the streets? If sheās dead, who the hell raised him before Mariaās dad? Whereās Mariaās mom? Is nobody going to point out that Manolo is the only living member of his family left?!
Why didnāt Imelda just ban people seeking out musical careers and not all music? Are they not allowed to go to church? What do they do for parties? Quincenaras? Did nobody that Hector knew talk about the movie where his own death was ripped off? Did he never even overhear it? If you do something evil, do you only go to the Land of the Remembered if you never get caught? Ā What if youāre a serial killer who never got caught? Does that mean thereās a hell? DID CHICH GO TO HELL BECAUSE HE WAS FORGOTTEN? WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP GHOST CAPITALISM DOES THE PIXAR-VERSE AFTERLIFE RUN ON
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La Muerte: I can't believe Manolo died and it's all my fault what's worse Xibalba tricked me
La Muerte hears a soft musical voice
Manolo: La Muerte can we talk please milady
La Muerte sees Manolo and his family
La Muerte: Manolo how did you get here?
Candlemaker: Hi La Muerte you're not mad at me are you
Manuela teleports next to La Muerte
Manuela: I know about the wager well guess what your husband Xibalba cheated again
La Muerte: Wait....he did what!?
The candle flames turned into ghostly green flames
Manuela: Yes Xibalba sent his two headed snake to bite Maria and my descendant Manolo (La Muerte tries to calm down but fails) Many years ago, Xibalba gives Joaquin's father Captain Mondragon the medal of everlasting life in order to help him defeat Chakal but Captain Mondragon died and get sent to the land of the Unknown! (The flames turned pink and purple) It's worse than that, Xibalba gives a young Joaquin the same medal of everlasting life to help him defeat Chakal again. It turns out this medal didn't make Captain Mondragon and his son Joaquin heroes....it makes them frauds!
La Muerte rumbles and shakes in anger
Candlemaker: Uh-oh? You might wanna cover your ears
Manolo and his family covered their ears and take cover
La Muerte: XIBALBA!!!
The candles brighten up a dark and bleak room
Xibalba appears with chalices
Xibalba: Yes my dear
Xibalba gasped and drop the chalices
Xibalba sees Manolo's half human half demonic fae ancestor Manuela and an furious La Muerte
Xibalba: Oh
La Muerte: YOU SON OF A DONKEY!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? YOU CHEATED AGAIN!!
Xibalba: I haven't do no such thing!
Manuela snatched Xibalba's two headed snake
Xibalba's two headed snake let out adorable yawns and fell asleep
Xibalba laughed nervously
Xibalba: This thing has a mind of its own or two
La Muerte: That was unforgivable!
Xibalba: Oh please if I didn't sent a snake to Maria and Manolo, I would never give this cursed medal to Joaquin and his father
Xibalba gasped in realization
La Muerte: What medal!?
Xibalba: The one that I never
La Muerte grabs Xibalba by the collar
La Muerte: YOU gave Captain Mondragon and his son Joaquin the medal of everlasting life!?
Xibalba: Yes
Manolo: The medal of everlasting life? Manuela have you teach me?
Manuela: Whoever wore this stupid medal to be saved from injury and death
La Muerte slapped Xibalba
Carmen: Can I help please
Carmen cracks her bony knuckles
Carmen slaps Xibalba
Carmen: Thank you
Candlemaker: Can I get a slap too
Manolo, Manuela, Carmen, Luis and La Muerte: NO!!
Carmen: My son Manolo doesn't deserve it
Manuela: I'm gonna make a fair wager for my descendant Manolo If he wins, I will bring him back to life and help him save San Angel from Chakal
Manolo's soul arrives in the land of the remembered
A skeleton horseman takes Manolo to La Muerte's castle
Manolo meets his deceased mother Carmen
Manolo meets the distant female Sanchez wives of the Sanchez male bullfighters
The distant female Sanchez wives comforted, support and help Manolo
Manolo hears a terrifying demonic screech
Manolo and his mother Carmen dodged pink and purple fire
Manolo sees his early medieval spanish knight ancestor Don Sanchez and his demonic fae wife confronts and calls out Xibalba
Don Sanchez: Xibalba I can't believe you cheated again! You sent your two headed snake to Maria and my sweet descendant Manolo! You tricked La Muerte into taking your place in the land of the Forgotten!
Don Sanchez's demonic fae wife: Whatās worse you let Joaquin marry an awaken Maria because of that selfish, cruel General Posada!?
Xibalba: (cackles) This sweet little boy is too stubborn to have a-(gasped as he sees an angry Manolo, Carmen and Luis) Oh no! Do you realize-Now if you excuse me I have a wedding to attend Ciao (Don Sanchez's demonic fae wife stopped Xibalba)
Don Sanchez's demonic fae wife: NO!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU JUST DID!? OUR DAUGHTER MANUELA WOULD TELL LA MUERTE ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED!?
Xibalba gasped and growled
Xibalba teleports into San Angel
Xibalba sees a portuguese jewish baker scolding Joaquin
Portuguese Jewish baker: Listen Joaquin!?
Joaquin gulped
Portuguese Jewish baker: If your friend Manolo isn't back by the wedding! THERE WILL BE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES!?
Joaquin is sweating
In the land of the Remembered
Don Sanchez glared at his bullfighting descendants
Don Sanchez: You guys don't understand him or know him very well
The distant Sanchez female ancestors glared at their husbands who laughed nervously
The distant Sanchez female ancestors: Manolo got his wonderful brain, kind and pure heart, true courage and musical talents from someone else
Carmen facepalmed in annoyance
Carmen: I'm gonna have a serious talk with my husband Carlos when he gets here!
Luis: There is only one person who was half human and half demon and that's
Manolo and Carmen: Manuela! (In spanish) Wait what?