The Book of Life/El Guapo vs the Narco Vampires
Xibalba: La Muerte! Don't sing this annoying song!?
La Muerte: All ready for El Guapo and Mags' wedding
Xibalba: What are you talking about?
La Muerte: El Guapo and Mags' wedding! It's today It's important!
La Muerte: Balby, you promise you take care of everything!
La Muerte: It all started in Rafaela's wedding
Rafaela and an artistic fisherman kissed as the crowd cheered
Except for Rafaela's older bratty, selfish, spoiled rotten princess sister who is the golden child
Rafaela's older sister: How could my outcast, black sheep, and rebellious little sister get married to a commoner fisherman!?
The 1st wealthy snobby girl: I know nina, you're gonna win
The 2nd wealthy snobby girl: Ay por favor if you don't we're gonna moved to Portugal
Rafaela's older sister growled in anger
Rafaela's older sister sees an orphanage cook hums as he puts a healthy wedding cake
An idea popped into a selfish, bratty, spoiled rotten princess older sister's head
Orphanage Cook: (In spanish) Who wants to cut the cake!
Rafaela and an artistic fisherman cut their cake and give it to the guests
The guests put the wedding gifts on a table
The selfish, bratty, spoiled rotten princess older sister drags the orphanage cook to the altar
It cuts to the wedding reception where people are dancing
A medieval spanish half human half demonic fae woman Mariala teleported next to the selfish, bratty, spoiled rotten princess older sister and an orphanage cook
Mariala: (In old spanish) Congratulations, Newlyweds
The selfish, bratty, spoiled rotten princess older sister screamed in terror
The selfish, bratty, spoiled rotten princess older sister panted
Orphanage Cook: Take it easy, mi amor, it's just your old friend Mariala
Rafaela's older sister: Old friend!? OLD FRIEND!?
Mariala put a wedding gift on a table
Mariala: Of course we're old friends don't you remember
The selfish, bratty, spoiled rotten princess older sister sneers
Rafaela's older sister: We are not old friends Mariala. I just pretended, so I used your demonic monstrosity powers and silly fairy spells to get back at my little sister Rafaela, but you won't let me you daughter of a demon fairy and a unfeminine princess knight
Mariala: What!? No, no, no, no, no! You're-You're lying!
The wealthy guests laughed at Mariala, which triggered her memories of being feared, bullied, ostracized, and mistreated back in medieval Spain
Rafaela's older sister snapped her fingers, and the manly and brawny men carried her
Rafaela's older sister forced her orphanage cook husband to carry her bags
Rafaela's older sister: (In spanish) I just loved being rich!
Rafaela's older sister laughed
Rafaela and her artistic fisherman husband glared at her older sister in anger and disgust
Tears filled Mariala's eyes
La Muerte glared at Xibalba
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