Whenever someone BREATHES the words "Scoob, the movie"
I always resort to the same rant, and I need to get this out there forever.
If I had been there in the room.
This would not even have been a Scooby-doo movie.
I liked it WAY better as a Hannah Barberra free-for-all.
They should've made the Blue Falcon and that Robot Dog the protagonists, and leant into the fact that Captain Caveman just exists in this timeline.
Go further. Put Yogi Bear in it. Namedrop the freaking Smurfs. Have captain caveman yell "YABBA-DABBA-DOO" like it's an arcane Haka routine.
And then, in the MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE, when you have two superheroes resorting to hitchhiking during a sad moment, THEN you have the Scooby gang show up out of nowhere giving them a ride,
and you joke about the fact this is not even CLOSE to the weirdest person they gave a ride that week.
Then, after the end credits, you have Dick Dastardly (The Best Part Of the Movie) lose by falling in a gletcher in the northpole, and have the Jetsons put him in a museum behind a sign that says "Homo-Erectus-Dikakus".
