★*・ @redbromario.
❝ a vampire? ❞ hahaha. he’d be laughing if this was happening to someone else and not him. after all, what kind of joke is this? this is an awful situation to be in... and oh, he doesn’t mean the transformation part. geno’s priorities lie elsewhere. he can deal with being an actual vampire —— or some other ill-fitting facsimile —— compared to, say, a mushroom or a scarecrow. it would be far nicer if he actually got anything cool out of this beyond annoying fangs that get in the way of everything, though. it’s not about eating things for sustenance here! it’s just... the cool factor.
— let it be known that geno is centuries old, as in not a child.
❝ i mean, i guess if you want to call it that, sure. some vampire, though, ❞ he grumbles. ❝ i can’t turn into a bat, and i don’t have any reason to use these stupid teeth. i can’t even take them out. eating star bits with these is a bloody pain. ❞ ha, ha, get it?! ha...
❝ i guess it could be worse. i could be in your shoes... wait. ❞ realization suddenly strikes him like lightning, and while this isn’t relevant to him particularly, it is... a very concerning subject, to be sure. ❝ — please don’t tell me you want to eat brains. ❞











