Green Missile

❝ maybe, ❞  geno offers, ❝ luigi is into people who have pizzazz. ❞ the light bulb has gone off in his head. he knows exactly what to do, the greatest advice he could ever possibly give to a man like him. yes, he’s certain.

❝ think about it. prince peasley is known for being quite the looker. his personality’s larger than life! prince dreambert rules over the world of dreams, something bigger than anything we can comprehend. princess daisy? i think you already covered her. in fact… aren’t they all monarchs? there’s another pattern there. ❞

geno snaps his fingers. ❝ if you want to be with a guy like luigi, you’ve got to look the part. spruce yourself up a bit. paint the spikes on your back? wear new arm braces? don’t you wear those all the time? replace that and the collar with something a bit more glittery —— starry, even. get yourself a proper crown, something huge, something that screams bowser, king of the koopas. princes and princesses are small time compared to a king, right? use that to your advantage. wow him. floor him. break a leg. no, break two legs. show him that you can be the king of his heart. ❞

       — bam. he is a genius.

“I don’t think Luigi likes them because they’re flamboyant...” He let his legs out of his shell, sitting upright and folding his arms. “He’s more into like... their personality, yaknow? Despite his Ego, Peasley is actually really nice. Daisy’s got a heart of gold underneath her brash exterior, Dreambert is very kind despite being so uptight...”

@dreamy-green

      ❝B-Bowser…?❞

   He hadn’t seen the Koopa King since they shared tea together, but Bowser had not left his mind since. Seeing him here, Luigi’s anxiety was the only thing keeping a cap on his other emotions, otherwise, he might have run at him for a big hug. After all, what if he pushed it too far, too fast? Like he did with Prince Peasley. He didn’t wasn’t to ruin this budding new friendship, and the chance for… something more. Maybe…

   The very fact that Bowser made an effort for his birthday brought tears to Luigi’s eyes. He really was a big sweetheart and the green brother felt himself falling even harder. Wiping his eyes and sniffling, Luigi accepted the gift, meeting the other’s eyes.

      ❝Y-You… really want-a me to have this? G-Gosh…I-I… I’m-a so happy!❞

“Well, of course I want you to have it. Picked it out special for ya and everything.” The fact that Luigi was seemingly moved to tears by this was almost... bewildering to the Koopa king. he didn’t think luigi would care that much if he brought him a gift, and yet...

QUESTIONS ADDRESSED TO YOUR MUSE:

▌What is your real name? “Luigi!”

▌What is your real name? “I-it’s... just Luigi”

▌Do you know why you were called that? “I.... I don’t know...”

▌Are you single or taken? “Single, unfortunately.”

▌Have any abilities or powers? “I-I have thunderhand! I a-also can see and interact with ghosts n-naturally, which n-nobody else can, I think...”

▌What’s your eye colour? “Blue? S-silver? I d-don’t know.... I d-don’t really pay attention to them.”

▌How about your hair colour?     “Brown.”

▌Have you any family members? “I have my big bro, Mario! A-and E Gadd and Gooigi!”

▌Oh? What about pets? “I have Zero, my p-polterpup!”

▌That’s cool, I guess. Now tell me about something you don’t like. "I-it’s probably selfish, b-but I wish people would acknowledge th-the work I do...”

▌Do you have any hobbies/activities you like to do? “I love to play p-pokemon! Hatsune Mikyu and I a-are gonna rise to the top!”

▌Ever hurt anyone before? “O-only when I’m forced to!”

▌Ever killed anyone before? “...I hope not...”

▌What kind of animal are you? “P-probably a cat? Mario and Daisy always s-say I’m like a big, sleepy cat.”

▌Name some of your worst habits. “I-I stutter... a-and I’m shy... a-and I fall asleep all the time.”

▌Do you look up to anyone at all? “My big bro, Mario! He’s so cool, and brave....”

▌Gay, straight, or bisexual?     “...P-... Gay..?”

▌Do you go to school? “I-I’m training as E gadd’s apprentice!”

▌Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day? "I-I just... really w-wanna be loved and held by somebody...”

▌Do you have any fanboys/fangirls? “I-I don’t think so... I’m not that cool.”

▌What are you most afraid of? “...I don’t wanna lose Mario anymore...”

▌What do you usually wear? “My green sweater and overalls!”

▌Do you love someone? “MARIO! I love my big bro so much!”

▌When was the last time you wet yourself? “...What?”

▌What class are you? “...Www... huh?”

▌How many friends do you have? “A-a couple...”

▌What are your thoughts on pie? “I love pie! A-and cakes!”

▌Favourite drink? “I like tea and chuckola cola!”

▌What’s your favourite place? “Bed.”

▌Are you into someone~? “I-it depends on who’s asking.”

▌Would you rather swim in the lake or in the ocean? “I can’t swim...”

▌What’s your type? “S...strong and soft people...”

▌Camping or indoors? “Indoors. camping is gross and cold.”

In an old issue of nintendo power, it was stated that Mario’s birthday is october 11th!