#this stinks

GUYSGUYS I COOKED UP THIS AU!!!! ok im sorry this has no punctuation i just got this idea :P so basically you shake statue bills hand as a joke since you were just visiting gravity falls and thought bill was just a local legend but then he actually shows up!!! uuurrmmm something goes wrong though, hes still not in the real world he’s in the mindscape sooo ermm basically the axolotl observed him for a long time when bill was in the theraprism and decided on a certain day he can leave therapy and and another for the dreamscape, but in order to keep everyone safe the axolotl took away his powers and kept him in everyones dreamscape so bill cant possess anyone or use his spooky dream powers to torment people and the axolotl stored bills powers in the statue but bill still stays in the dreamscape after you free him and shake his hand because the axolotl’s chosen day bill gets to leave the dreamscape hasn’t passed yet and now you and bill are actively being chased around the world by every dimension to send him back to therapy nd you know what you too now since your protecting him!!! and basically and bill likes to possess you but he starts to build an unhealthy obsession with you so he gets this cookoo bananas idea to make a love potion and possess you and then make you drink it but ohohoho little does he know that the love potion only affects the soul inside the vessel but he took your soul out your body and is using your body as a vessel so he goes under the effects of the potion!!!! and he stops possessing you because he feels like somethings wrong!!! anyway now you have this thing madly in love with you i think Ok i wrote this in my notes app erm bye😳😳😳😳😳😳 does anyone know what im saying no ok bye😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 this sucks BUTTCHEEKS🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🥫🥫🥫🥫🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣🥣who turned my tomatoes into soup